Spilled milk....

Thanks for being so kind, wars4profit. Being a "good little soldier" has always been a pleasure.

Riverroad:
What a load of BALONEY?!!! For Christ's sake... how can one person come up with such feminazi bullshit. Stuff it, riverroad, OR go jump in the river. Better still, lie on the road while a fast moving tanker approaches.

FINALLY " An explanation of WOMAN that makes sense to a man

WOMAN " As Explained by Engineers

Element: Woman
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg

Physical Properties

1. Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint
2. Boils at absolutely nothing " freezes for no apparent reason
3. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore

Chemical Properties

1. Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Common Use

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can greatly aid relaxation
3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent

Hazards

1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior speciment
2. Possession of more than one is possible and desirable, but specimens must never make eye contact

Marriage is the ultimate divide-and-conquer institution of our society. Each woman is paired with a man and deprived of sisterhood and solidarity with other women.

Look at the basis of male dominance. Nature made a fatal mistake--from the female perspective--when it made males larger and physically stronger than females. In addition to that, females are endowed with child-bearing capability and a strong maternal instinct.

The result has been the tyranny of male over female. He is physically stronger, does not bear children, and is not encumbered with the maternal instinct. Moreover, patriarchal society uses the "each one teach one" method of controlling females individually through "one man, one woman" marriage.

Today there is a particularly intense form of male rule in the USA that many call fascism. Maleness/militarism are held so supreme that a token handful of women "succeed" essentially by impersonating men. Think of Hillary Clinton and her struggle to "prove" that she is just as willing to perpetrate wars as a man.

Of course women are dissatisfied in marriages. The bubble bursts when he begins to show who's boss.
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $10 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $20 for a $10 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

Women complain twice as much as men?

Agreed.

This supports why Laura Bush still doesn't get it.

Sounds to be like marriage should be abolished as a civil insitution and replaced with civil unions for any and all, same or opposite sex. Leave the "marriage" for the churchies that think that having some preacher mumble some quasi-religious BS is a wonderful thing, and let the rest of us have civil contracts that can be amended, or dissolved, as needed between the parties involved...

...or would that make too much sense.

it's a cliche that men marry a woman for what she is, and that women marry a man for what she thinks he'll be. if there's reality behind that cliche, then it's easy to see who's more likely to be disappointed down the road.

Does this indicate that women are twice as likely to be wrong as men? Ladies, it's a joke...I think.

It seems that straight people should worry less about forcing gays to like/marry the opposite sex and worry more about themselves. Straight relationships don't seem to be much better.

Women have more of a tendency to pick someone who they think will take care of them. The feminist movement notwithstanding.

And, some folks say (with a straight face) that gays are a threat to traditional marriage between a man and a woman?!? ROFLMAO!

Someone please send this story to Karl Rove and the RNC!

This doesn't count the people who regret choosing their spouse but for whom that isn't their greatest regret, or the people who lie. Add that to the number of people who actually divorce, and you've got a pretty sorry picture of marriage.