Portfolio Acquisitions: Jeff Bercovici and Lloyd Grove

Condé Nast's Portfolio has just swelled its, er, portfolio with two new investments: The ubiquitous Lloyd Grove, who yesterday debuted his column, "The World According To..." which it looks like is meant to feature an interview with some mogul-type person, in this case Mark Cuban; and Jeff Bercovici, formerly of Radar, who has returned to the Condé mothership with his brand-new blog, "Mixed Media," which went live late yesterday afternoon and, we're pleased to note, kicked off with a Spinal Tap reference. We always knew it wasn't just a foil-wrapped cucumber in his pants.