GONZO GONE-ZO!

Breaking: Alberto Gonzales has (finally) resigned. Just reported by the NYT, so new that it hasn't yet shown up on a Google News search (ETP learned via "Morning Joe"), published a scant 13 minutes ago, according to the top o' the homepage. Reason enough not to go first to aggregators? That's for another fun post — Jay Rosen! You're on it! — but in the meantime we wanted to beat the New York Post and the Daily News to tomorrow's identical headline.