"Mr. President, You Exhibit All The Signs of a Petty and Cruel Dictator": Welcome To Columbia, Mahmoud!
All three cable nets are zoomed in on Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and have been for the past hour, and we're predicting a ratings spike because wow was that ever tense TV — at least at the beginning when badass Columbia prez Lee Bollinger unleashed a can of whoopass on his distinguished guest. In the same breath as standing up for open discourse and faith in the students' capacity for measured indivdiual evaluation Bollinger hammered Ahmadinejad on the execution numbers in his country, his denial of the Holocaust, his call for the destruction of Israel and his crackdown on human rights. "We do not honor the dishonorable when we open our public forum to their voices," said Bollinger in a shot across the bow. Then he said, "Mr, President, you exhibit all the signs of a petty and cruel dictator." Yowsers.
The audience, shot wide from the back of the room, revealed a noticeably large number of yarmulkes.
When he finally took the floor, Ahmadinejad chided Bollinger for his "insult to information" and rapped him for taking up all of his time. Ooh, snap. Then he babbled for what seemed like ages. At one point someone in our office exclaimed, "is he actually saying anything?" Also, the high-pitched voice of the female translator — sounding agitated and shrill — began to grate. No wonder people are so cranky at these summits.
Luckily, the nets were on hand to helpfully distill the speech for viewers via the trusty chyron, like this "Breaking News" gem from MSNBC: "Iran's President: Realities of world not limited to physical realities." Er, thanks. We then switched to Fox, which was like candy for the eyeballs with that much more color on the chyron and a super-special Ahmadinejad bug in the lower right-hand corner, glowering appropriately, so his visage would be doubly emblazoned on our eyeballs. He did say that about Iran's gay population, though — possibly there are less gay Iranians because they have a much higher chance of being executed? Just a guess.
Find accounts of the speech here here and here, plus the liveblog of the speech by the NYT's Sewell Chan here. Though reading it you don't get the disturbing effect of some of the random bursts of applause. Also, watching him dissemble on whether he was calling for the destruction of Israel was sort of chilling. Oh and his "fresh viewpoint" perspective on the Holocaust is also the furthest thing from refreshing. Still, good on Bollinger and Columbia for hosting, in my view. Lots of people will know lots more thanks to this event. Not from anything Ahmadinejad actually said, mind you, but still.



Huffington Post Rachel Sklar First Posted: 03/28/08 03:45 AM ET Updated: 05/25/11 01:15 PM ET