Fred Thompson Will Get Up To Speed Any Day Now
This year, waiting for Fred Thompson to finally, officially, make up his mind to announce his Presidential bid and accept his role as the candidate who'd save the Republican party was among the dullest of media pastimes, as the press had to simultaneously treat him as a non-candidate while paying heed to poll data that indicated he'd jump to frontrunner status whenever he felt like joining the rest of us. But, finally, Thompson jumped into the fray, allowing the media to begin a new marathon wait: namely, for the erstwhile "savior" of the Republican Party to deliver on even a minute portion of the promise that everyone agreed to pretend he had in the first place.
It could be a long wait. To this point, Thompson's failed to bring much inspiration to the race, racking up a series of gaffes that have made him seem entirely out to lunch--highlights include getting caught by surprise over the issue of oil-drilling in the Everglades to being seemingly unaware of the entire Terri Schiavo folderol. But it would be wrong to characterize Thompson as uneducated or stupid--he earned high marks in college and at Vandy Law School after all. Newsweek's September 10 cover story on Thompson does a good job distilling Thompson to his essence: a man who's more or less capable whenever he bothers to try. The whole article may as well be titled, "A Portrait of the Politician as the Poster Boy for Underachievement."
Still, even if Freddy don't know much about history, you'd expect an announced candidate to be up on breaking news just as a matter of course. Yet, when queried last week about the "Jena Six" story, Thompson answered "I don't know anything about that." As the Politico reports, President Bush took a question on the "Jena Six" the same day and told reporters that "the events in Louisiana had 'saddened' him." Well, credit Thompson for one thing: being less well-versed on current events than the President is the first comparison Bush has been on the favorable side of in a long while.
Thompson might want to start taking this whole running-for-president thing a little more seriously. Of course, so might the media, especially where a candidate's qualifications are concerned. After priming us for months with anticipation over Thompson's presumably game-changing entrée, they only now discover that the man's a bit directionless and lazy. But as the Newsweek story demonstrates, all of that was part of the prologue, had anyone bothered to look.

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HuffingtonPost.com | Jason Linkins | September 25, 2007 04:05 PM