Fred Thompson Will Get Up To Speed Any Day Now

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This year, waiting for Fred Thompson to finally, officially, make up his mind to announce his Presidential bid and accept his role as the candidate who'd save the Republican party was among the dullest of media pastimes, as the press had to simultaneously treat him as a non-candidate while paying heed to poll data that indicated he'd jump to frontrunner status whenever he felt like joining the rest of us. But, finally, Thompson jumped into the fray, allowing the media to begin a new marathon wait: namely, for the erstwhile "savior" of the Republican Party to deliver on even a minute portion of the promise that everyone agreed to pretend he had in the first place.

It could be a long wait. To this point, Thompson's failed to bring much inspiration to the race, racking up a series of gaffes that have made him seem entirely out to lunch--highlights include getting caught by surprise over the issue of oil-drilling in the Everglades to being seemingly unaware of the entire Terri Schiavo folderol. But it would be wrong to characterize Thompson as uneducated or stupid--he earned high marks in college and at Vandy Law School after all. Newsweek's September 10 cover story on Thompson does a good job distilling Thompson to his essence: a man who's more or less capable whenever he bothers to try. The whole article may as well be titled, "A Portrait of the Politician as the Poster Boy for Underachievement."

Still, even if Freddy don't know much about history, you'd expect an announced candidate to be up on breaking news just as a matter of course. Yet, when queried last week about the "Jena Six" story, Thompson answered "I don't know anything about that." As the Politico reports, President Bush took a question on the "Jena Six" the same day and told reporters that "the events in Louisiana had 'saddened' him." Well, credit Thompson for one thing: being less well-versed on current events than the President is the first comparison Bush has been on the favorable side of in a long while.

Thompson might want to start taking this whole running-for-president thing a little more seriously. Of course, so might the media, especially where a candidate's qualifications are concerned. After priming us for months with anticipation over Thompson's presumably game-changing entrée, they only now discover that the man's a bit directionless and lazy. But as the Newsweek story demonstrates, all of that was part of the prologue, had anyone bothered to look.

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- desertdweller See Profile I'm a Fan of desertdweller permalink

Is it me, or is the Tennessee Stud looking a little tired and drawn? You won't see this guy riding a horse or chopping wood like Ronald Ray-gun. Freddie's dead, that's what I said...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:27 AM on 09/28/2007
- mistyroses See Profile I'm a Fan of mistyroses permalink

Loved some of the comments above! Especially Fred-neck. God forbid we should have to suffer through another 4 years of moronic sloppy thinking. We've had it with that. Of course, the other cast of Repub characters don't offer much either. My other "God forbid" applies to Guliani who is the biggest phony on the planet. Just ask New Yorkers who hated him as mayor. What a motley crew!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:46 PM on 09/27/2007
- larry278 See Profile I'm a Fan of larry278 permalink

Lethargic Fred doesn't go fast; he goes half fast.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:58 AM on 09/27/2007
- daniel155 See Profile I'm a Fan of daniel155 permalink

Talk about a dud. There was a big buildup and enthusiam for Thompson and then the announcement date was put off several times. Finally when it happened, Thompson seemed ill informed and disinterested in the process.

I think when he realized that he was not going to be annoited as the nominee, he lost interest. But the process had gone so far that he did not want to look like a fool by withdrawing.

So instead he now looks like a fool while he is running.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:46 PM on 09/26/2007
- waynesmyer See Profile I'm a Fan of waynesmyer permalink

"My name is Readdie Freddy Thompson and I am almost ready" Vote for Almost Readdie-Freddie Cause He is Ugly!
LAZY & THE BITCH
readdie-freddie: PRESINATOR?
FRED & JERI GET A POLE?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:53 AM on 09/27/2007
- waiguoren See Profile I'm a Fan of waiguoren permalink

The amazingly phoney --even for galactic sized phonies--build up for old Jubilation T. Cornpone fit to a tee the old saying about the mountain that brought forth a mouse.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:37 PM on 09/25/2007
- anastasiabeaverhousen See Profile I'm a Fan of anastasiabeaverhousen permalink

I think the country has had its fill of southern idiots.....even tho the current idiot isn't really from texas, which isn't even really the south.....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:48 PM on 09/25/2007
- backhandpath See Profile I'm a Fan of backhandpath permalink

Aw now? beaversugar? You know that dog don't hunt?
What we have hey'ah is a fail'ya ta' cammunicate?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:04 AM on 09/26/2007
- Thirdrailradio See Profile I'm a Fan of Thirdrailradio permalink

Check out the hit piece on Fred Thompson, including a few things the media never talks about. To read it go to thirdrailradio.blogspot.com

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:43 PM on 09/25/2007
- OckhamsElectricRazor See Profile I'm a Fan of OckhamsElectricRazor permalink

The thought of Fred-neck succeeding Dubya is just too much to comtemplate. If the Dems can't get it right this time, I think (hope) moderate voters will desert both parties to begin forming a new Moderate Party immediately after such a debacle.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:53 PM on 09/25/2007
- backhandpath See Profile I'm a Fan of backhandpath permalink

And what would these Moderates have as their mascot?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:00 AM on 09/26/2007
- thirteen13 See Profile I'm a Fan of thirteen13 permalink

The mascot would be THE US CONSTITUTION!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:32 PM on 09/26/2007
- bdbd See Profile I'm a Fan of bdbd permalink

Fred Mertz will be out of the campaign by the end of the year.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:52 PM on 09/25/2007
- backhandpath See Profile I'm a Fan of backhandpath permalink

Fred's dead...but then again...so is Fred's...head...
aaaaiiieeee, why do they have to run such bad actors?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:07 AM on 09/26/2007
- SmallvilleSC See Profile I'm a Fan of SmallvilleSC permalink

They run bad actors because they cannot come up with good candidates.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:55 AM on 09/26/2007
- mike53 See Profile I'm a Fan of mike53 permalink

Probably won't matter who the Republican nominee is if Hillary is the democratic nominee. Think she had her "Dean Scream" moment when she met with Chris Wallace. That cackle will be played over and over and over for a year.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:29 PM on 09/25/2007
- OckhamsElectricRazor See Profile I'm a Fan of OckhamsElectricRazor permalink

Actually that cackle was the most appropriate response to the loaded questions asked by that 2nd rate political hack, Chris Wallace. I hope it becomes a trademark to signal fouls when she faces the Neo-con propaganda machine which is Fox 'News'.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:56 PM on 09/25/2007
- backhandpath See Profile I'm a Fan of backhandpath permalink

Good One.
T'was a good cackle had she.

I like your name.
Do you Dream of Electric Sheep?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:59 AM on 09/26/2007
- Beardedfish See Profile I'm a Fan of Beardedfish permalink

"...only now discover that the man's a bit directionless and lazy. But as the Newsweek story demonstrates, all of that was part of the prologue, had anyone bothered to look."

This I think is key. The info was out there. We all saw these charges of 'laziness' even before McCain had his big bomb. Heck, my political debating buddy at work and I think he is such a non-entity that he only came up once months ago, it was about the charade of his Red Pickup.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:20 PM on 09/25/2007
- mlv1055 See Profile I'm a Fan of mlv1055 permalink

Fred Thompson is a waste of a good suit. He did absolutely NOTHING for the state of TN as Senator, not even represent it. Between his ears is a script of GOP talking points, and little else. I'm not surprised he couldn't answer simple questions about current events. They haven't emailed him his opinions on them yet. I call him "Dead-Head Fred."

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:10 PM on 09/25/2007
- backhandpath See Profile I'm a Fan of backhandpath permalink

[I call him "Dead-Head Fred."]
Don't be messin Jerry now.

I still say that he's actually Jabba the Hutt in drag. Don't you see it too?
Jabba Freeeeeed!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:56 AM on 09/26/2007
- mtrav See Profile I'm a Fan of mtrav permalink

Fred Thompson is, you know, an ass-wipe. That's about the best anyone can say about him.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:05 PM on 09/25/2007
- nevergiveup See Profile I'm a Fan of nevergiveup permalink

Who cares about a friggin pickup truck? That's a symbol? Of what, exactly? The boobs he purchased for his wife are more of a symbol than a pickup. Geesh.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:55 PM on 09/25/2007
- backhandpath See Profile I'm a Fan of backhandpath permalink

Nice bumpers.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:53 AM on 09/26/2007
- elakelaiset See Profile I'm a Fan of elakelaiset permalink

Maureen Dowd calls him "Flintstone Fred," but I call him "Cred Thompson." He drives around in a beat up ol' red pickup truck--what more do you need to know? That he was chauffeur-driven by an aide to within a mile or so of the campaign stop before taking the wheel of said truck? That he was a Nixon apologist as chief minority council for the Senate Select Committee on Presidential Campaign Activities (the "Watergate Committee")? Wait, I'm changing that to "No Cred Thompson," beat up ol' red pickup truck or no beat up ol' red pickup truck.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:42 PM on 09/25/2007
- dadw5boys See Profile I'm a Fan of dadw5boys permalink

Fred will tread water and hope he can just make UNCHALLENGED statements to the true belivers and get away with doing nothing like he did as Senator for Tennessee.
He was the lazyist Senator that State ever had. Seldom did anything more the vote YES TO ALL REPUBLICAN LAWS and MEET WITH LOBBIST.
Drink and be merry Slick Freddie your not getting of that easy this time.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:01 PM on 09/25/2007
- OrvilleHLarson See Profile I'm a Fan of OrvilleHLarson permalink

I prefer to call him "K Street Fred," because that symbolizes Thompson's D.C. Beltway shyster persona.

Dr. Ron Paul for President.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:53 PM on 09/25/2007
- backhandpath See Profile I'm a Fan of backhandpath permalink

Jabba Fred
Yes, I like Ron Paul too. He could teach Jabba Fred (and all of them) a thing or two about looking a person in the eye while answering their question.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:52 AM on 09/26/2007
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