Buggin' Out In Cleveland: MLB Playoffs Swarmed By Bugs!
For those of you not whiling away your Friday night watching the ball game, you are missing a plague of Biblical proportions: In this year's American League Division Series, Game 2, the poor New York Yankees have been welcomed to Cleveland by the Indians....and swarms of bugs, buzzing around their sweaty faces as they try to pitch or hit or bunt or whatever it is these people do. See Indians pitcher Fausto Carmona swatting away bugs with ball and glove before pitching to Robinson Cano, who twitches and tries to blow one away (note the bugs crawling across Carmona's jersey, too). This little player doesn't do it justice - on a bigger screen you can really see those babies flying around. And it's gross. Check out this screengrab of the ball flying through the air; those little blurs all around it are bugs.Ditto for the things flying around the head of this poor Yankee. Swear. Watch the player swat the infernal beasts away in our mini-clip reel below:
It's like a locust attack, or like going camping deep in the woods covered in honey. If, you know, that's your thing.
Update: The Yankees lost, sadly, in extra innings. Guess they weren't as used to the bugs as the Indians were. Isn't that just the sort of cop-out that would drive a Cleveland fan bonkers. Well, if you're interested now they're showing Los Angeles Angels at Boston. Fenway Park: 100% bug free! Unless you find Ben Affleck annoying, we're sure he's there somewhere.
Yes, we know this isn't really about media. It's about sports, that other thing we know a lot about! Didn't we totally use the word "bunt" correctly? Look, it's Barry Bonds' giant head! Okay, that's all, we just wanted to point out the giant swarms of bugs. Cleveland rocks!
Update to the Update: Did I say "sadly"? Whoops, Sox fans and your Yankee-hating ilk, I meant "insert-your-own-adjective" — so feel free to. Also, further bug intel from a commenter below: "Chamberlain (NY pitcher, I know, you didn't know that) was spitting them out, the ones that weren't coating his neck that is." I think that commenter just gave me the Heismann.




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