SNL Rips on Fred Thompson: "How Badly Do I Want To Be Your President? On A Scale Of One To Ten, How 'Bout A Six?"

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SNL's Darrell Hammond rips on Fred Thomspon for being lazy/lacksadaisacal — but lets him off easy for not actually knowing all that much. Would have been vastly improved by the presence of a giant stogie.

This wasn't one of SNL's chosen YouTube vids so here are a few moments:

Fred Armisen popped in as Sam Waterson but I think I would have rather seen Kirsten Wiig or Amy Poehler crawling all over him as the nubile Jeri. Also, wondering if the SNL live audience got the "round of applause" joke. I'm going to go with "no" because they applauded but didn't seem to actually laugh.

 
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thompson always looks like he has a weapon of mass destruction in his bowels!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:14 AM on 10/08/2007
- comatoast I'm a Fan of comatoast 4 fans permalink

As a Tennessean myself, I can personally attest to the fact that Fred Thompson was about as much of a "zero" as one can be and still get elected to the Senate. The important thing to remember about Fred is that during the Watergate hearings in his role as "minority counsel", he was the one carrying the water for the corrupt president and providing the Nixon administration with inside information about the committee's investigation. In my opinion (although I would actually prefer Nixon to the current president) that alone disqualifies him as a presidential candidate.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:45 AM on 10/08/2007
- Progress I'm a Fan of Progress 29 fans permalink

Well there you have it. Simply by virtue of snitching for Nixon he has Cheney's support.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:28 PM on 10/08/2007

Fred Thompson peaked just before he announced he was running. What more can I say?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:40 AM on 10/08/2007
- Progress I'm a Fan of Progress 29 fans permalink

I can't even look at a picture of the guy and I begin to smell stale ashtrays.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:30 PM on 10/08/2007
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The right wing neocon nuts are salivating over a possible Thompson run. I'd love to see it just to watch the slaughter take place. The sourthern drawl alone will do him in and I've already bought alot of popcorn and soda 'cause I'm just gonna watch the fun next year.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:33 AM on 10/08/2007
- retarius I'm a Fan of retarius 5 fans permalink

When this guy is the best of the bunch, the GOP are really in the soup.
Rudy had to have been the most hated man in New York on Sept 10th 2001...what a patronizing, hypocritical, self-aggrandizing, 911 pound ass he is!...but he has an IQ above 70 which makes him by far the brightest of the GOP bunch.
Thompson is just another GOP intellectual midget...where do they dig these retards up from? Personally I'll be glad if this buffoon gets the GOP nomination...who on earth is going to vote for this guy when they listen to him asking for applause like that, and only wanting to be president 6 out of a possible 10? What a disgrace!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:59 AM on 10/08/2007
- DrewOhio1 I'm a Fan of DrewOhio1 3 fans permalink

Fred , the guy who knew too little

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:15 AM on 10/08/2007
- Ozy I'm a Fan of Ozy 3 fans permalink
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Thompson is just another traitor to America and is for sale to the top corporation.
Everyone who takes bribes, like the majority of congress, especially Hillary in the form of campaign donations makes me sick.

Legalized bribery is still bribery and certainly only good for corporate interests. The day will come when the apathetic American public will get tired of getting craped on by their so called representatives and do something to stop this BS! Till then they can ES!

TTFN

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:54 AM on 10/08/2007

Lets try this again since the moderator crushed my last post. I'll try to put it in context a bit more.

Clearly you on the left like Rudi G (A candidate who supports the 45 million abortion agenda and whom you've trashed for cross dressing) more than you support Fred Thompson (whom you are bashing) who is a conservative with more experience as a senator that Obama.

That's not a surprise. Rudi is little more than a liberal democrat and bound to hand the election to Hillary because the conservatives who supported the republican party will not support abortion, will not support gay marriage and will not come out and vote for Rudi.

In my opinion, Newt didn't run because he ultimately decided that Hillary has a lock on the election, the conservative base is to discouraged with the Republican party to allow the Republicans to retake the Whitehouse.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:38 AM on 10/08/2007



If the cons who supported the Republican party will not come out, they will likely be outed anyway - like Senator Craig and many other Republicans.

PA Firefighter

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:05 AM on 10/08/2007
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You wrote,not long ago...."You know, this thing about the left smearing the right, the right smearing the left....it gets real old after awhile".
My question is...If you believe what you wrote, why the fuck don't you stop it? Hard to find anything you write with out the term "left" in it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:02 AM on 10/08/2007

Are you for real? Or just another sick fascist trying to justify the idiots in charge?

The left and rudi?

HAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA­HAHA!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:32 AM on 10/08/2007

I can't read this...I've tried. I have no idea what you think you are saying...too many code words, no focus? The only thing I can determine for sure, is that "liberal" must mean a whole lot of bad things to you. Sometime you'll have to stop back and share with us what those things are *sigh*

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:21 PM on 10/08/2007

Clearly you on the left prefer the cross-dresser from New York who supports the abortion genocide over former Senator Fred Thomspon who has more experience than Obama.....what a surprise.

And of course, you will all vote for the corrupt Hillary Clinton.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:28 AM on 10/08/2007



Abortion? Absolutely! It should be a clean, safe, and legal procedure - just like it is now.

Fred Thompson needs to get his ass cheeks offa his shoulders.

PA Firefighter

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:08 AM on 10/08/2007

How clean is it for the unborn child that gets dismembered in the womb?

Would you like to have your arms and legs ripped from your torso while you are still alive?

Or how about having your body pass through the birth canal, sans the head, and then having surgical scissors pierce the base of your skull in order for your brains to be vacuumed out and skull collapsed?

How clean are those?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:09 AM on 10/08/2007

See post above...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:32 AM on 10/08/2007
- KnoxBlues1 I'm a Fan of KnoxBlues1 3 fans permalink

I can't recall anything Fred did for Tennessee or the rest of the country while he was getting all that experience in the Senate. Oh, wait - there was one good thing. He stopped running for reelection. But he does seem like a good ol' boy to have a beer with. Oh, wait - we've had that already, and it didn't turn out so well. A terrible hangover.
Impeach Cheney-Bush. Then, give Pelosi some smelling salts and a spine.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:14 AM on 10/08/2007

As I recall, Fredrick of Hollywood did not even complete his first term in the Senate before running off to the lure of the spotlight and Gucci slippers.
He never ran for re-election, and did not even finish his term, if I recall corretly.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:56 AM on 10/08/2007

You mean Fred Thompson, former paid lobbiest who worked for family planning groups trying to fight restrictions on abortion counciling?

Fred took money to make abortion more acessable. Do you think he thinks of it as genocide? And yet he took the money? What does that say about the man?
I mean really, what does that say? You have to support him, he's the best you have. A guy who has actually worked to make abortion easier to get in taxpayer supported clinics, no less. He's your anti-abortion hero?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:06 PM on 10/08/2007
- Libsrule I'm a Fan of Libsrule 21 fans permalink

Fred Thompson has more experience than Obama?

You really believe that bullshit??

Seriously?

Obama worked in and with the state legislatures in Illinois.

Fred did one lazy as hell turn as a senator and that makes him MORE experienced than Obama?

Wow, it must really hurt AND suck to be as stupid as the trollz on this site.

I am no fan of Obambi by any means, but he's got TEN TIMES more experience than Fat Fred who has a loser trophy wife (sugartits) pushing him to do this.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:23 PM on 10/08/2007

Is this the same Fred that used to be on Elm Street?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:44 PM on 10/07/2007
- provgrays I'm a Fan of provgrays 29 fans permalink

Anybody who laughs at Satuday Night Live isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer anyway.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:15 PM on 10/07/2007

Years ago I used to watch all 90 minutes of each show. Later that was scaled down to about an hour. Later that was reduced to about 35-40 minutes after the "news". Lately I catch the first 5 minutes when I can.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:44 PM on 10/07/2007
- Barbwire I'm a Fan of Barbwire 2 fans permalink

I'm old, so you can't call me ageist. Fred Thompson is just scary-looking.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:24 PM on 10/07/2007

There's nothing wrong with being old, except that for Freddy-Bush, that's his only qualification.

Better go with Guili-Bush, or Mitty-Bush instead.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:11 PM on 10/07/2007
- KeysDan I'm a Fan of KeysDan 23 fans permalink

He is as well cast to be president as he is as the NYC District Attorney with a southern drawl on Law and Order. Moreover, after his ignorance was so glaringly apparent on key domestic issues, such as "the value of drilling for oil in the Everglades", he will have to cozy up to Katherine Harris (maybe hire her as make-up consultant) if he hopes to capture those Florida electoral votes.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:15 PM on 10/07/2007

Gore/Kusinich 08 go greenteam!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:26 PM on 10/07/2007
- garyoke I'm a Fan of garyoke 2 fans permalink

You better learn how to spell Kucinich before you put that on a bumper sticker.....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:24 PM on 10/07/2007
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