Iowan Tells Hillary She Should Try To Look Like Paris Hilton

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One older man at the Dakota City, Iowa event, the last stop on Clinton's "Middle Class Express" bus tour, had a bit of beauty advice for Clinton.

Ernest Kellenberger, 84, brought a printout from the Internet with several pictures of Paris Hilton. He said Clinton should copy Hilton's hairstyle, pointing out a picture of the heiress with an upsweep. He said Clinton having her hair "all hanging down like she just got out of bed" isn't going to work, especially in foreign countries.

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Comments

[CammyV]

Why is this trivial story even mentioned as news? I don't see anyone advising the other candidates to emulate faux-celebrities.

[kellygrrrl]

even Paris Hilton doesn't LOOK like Paris Hilton.
everything about her is fake - eyes, hair, skin tone...

We already had a FAKE cowboy.

Isn't Halloween over yet?

[MikeyG]

Great idea - she could get herself all fixed up nice and pretty and send her brain out for a wash & rinse (she can contract the work out to the same place that Ann Coulter uses).

This would make her a new republican contender, probably still the smartest one of the bunch.

[UtahLiberal435]

Cue the Hillary haters.

"...the Iowa Democrat who asked / challenged Hillary about HER vote to allow Neo-Con Cheney to go to war with Iran."

Uh, the vote was to condemn the Iranian Revolutionary Guard as a 'terrorist organization,' which is debatably true. (Yes, just like Blackwater or Bushco.) The vote was NOT to "go to war with Iran."

But I guess Congressional resolutions are too complex for some people to understand. Especially the anti-HRC foamers.

And back on topic, the senile Mr. Kellenberger should really try to look more like Brad Pitt.
Sheesh, no wonder 'flyover country' keeps electing right wing dorks. Stupid pig farmers.

[Kyuzo]

Yet more proof that Iowa shouldn't be allowed to have the influence they have on the primary process.

Can someone please explain to me why we can't every primary in the country ON THE SAME FREAKING DAY???

[bdl0715]

I agree. If not on the same day, then divide the country into 4 regions and have all primaries on 4 Saturdays in July. Both conventions, in the same city in August. Parties would agree on what city to have conventions in and use the same stadium, saving millions and millions of money. Then we have the election in November. How about not starting the campaign season until 6 months before the first primary? This 2 year campaign season is ridiculous.

[MAC2]

I find it ironic that this article has a place on the Huff site. No article regarding the Iowa Democrat who asked / challenged Hillary about HER vote to allow Neo-Con Cheney to go to war with Iran.

What the hell is her problem, you would think being lied to by Bush and Cheney about Iraq and the subsequent on going civil war would have taught her something, it is scary as hell knowing that she did the same damn thing last week.

This country can't go through another half ass thought out war with a horrible management team. We need leadership, we need smart, strong and correct decision making not political sampling.

[nofltwlt]

That Iowan should make every sacrifice to look like an easter Democrat.

[naschkatze]

Is this another lame attempt to elicit comments about Hillary's appearance and holler, "Sexism!"? There have been about a half dozen previous ones. I think this crap is put out by Hillary supporters themselves, and I ain't gonna bite.

[steamboat]

I think the same thing

[MIKEBC]

I AGREE WITH HIM, HILLARY CANT LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME AS PARIS BUT SHE CAN LOOK A LITTLE LIKE HER, PARIS LOOKS GREAT, I LOVE HER LOOKS AND TAKE NOTE WOMEN: PARIS DOES NOT CUT HER HAIR SO SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN, SAVE THE POINTED SIDEBURNS FOR THE STAR-TREK SHOW!

[TJTelecaster]

Hillary is my Senator and I would love to see her in a black leather mini skirt and dog collar..

I say this with all "due" respect of course..

[SensibleAmerican]

This post is a gift to the Nader-herd! I can hear the drool splattering over their key boards! Frothing at their mouths as they begin their rants ...

[naschkatze]

You keep repeating "Nader-herd" as if it is the most brilliant expression anyone ever came up with.

[otispfudpucker]

sorry but Killary can't dress feminine, because she is a bull dike.
Nothing pretty about her. Why do you think Bill is always on the prowl...

[Liberal2]

TJTittytwister said with manly keystrokes:
"...Hillary is my Senator and I would love to see her in a black leather mini skirt and dog collar..."
Ohhhh? I'd like to you in body armor and a camelpack, exiting a humvee, for the sixteen month of an endless tour.
I say this with all "due" respect of course ...

[CeeCee]

An old man carrying Internet printouts of, ick, Paris Hilton??? Dirty old man!

[SensibleAmerican]

I can see the looney Nader-herd just drooling over this post! Let the rants begin! And ofcourse don't forget to mention evil corporations and NAFTA and how Barack Hussein is for change! Just a reminder to put the usual babble in ...

[underdog]

I won't rant, if Hillary promises not to cackle. Deal?

[zencat]

Frankly, I'd "do" Hillary just the way she is. Smart women turn me on. Also, that nice, big, round, heart-shaped ass makes me crazy!

[rikki52b]

Bill would like it.

[bookish]

I give up. Bring back Anna Nichole Smith. At least that story had plot lines and suspense.

Arianna, if you've got to fill up the page, give us cute animal stories or something. This is pathetic.

[Warmglobe]

Hillary at least should be in jail..close....