I hope the ones made in China have lead in them

Republicans need condoms too, and they are tired of using finger cots. So Trojans make a child size condom for the GOP, they should also have a 3 year freshness shelf life, cuz they get used SO infrequently.

Republican men have never noticed the 10 digit serial number on condems.















They have never rolled them back far enough.

Republican men have never noticed the 10 digit serial number on condems.

















they never roll them back far enough.

I like the "ribbed for her pleasure" style

I turn them inside out for MY pleasure.

Will there be fittings in stores, like they do with shoes?

The "average" condom is WAY too small for me. They cut off the spurt not to mention the blood flow once I finally get the damn thing on. I perfer Magnums.

A "friend" of mine dropped his drawers in front of a new paramour and she pointed at his appendage and said, "Who are you going to please with that thing?" And he said, "Me!"

Great idea! Good thing woman don't have to wear a "one size fits all" bra!

Implant's for the breast are cool!Penis enlargement i think would be cool!!![When]?And will you get your money back if viagra is needed after inlargement?[11 3/4 please]

Long time ago in the local RiteAid:

Clerk asked me (in front of girlfriend), "What size?"

I stammered out, "Um, er... medium I guess."

Clerk: "Box of three or twelve?"

there ar no balls in the White House, only lies. The day I find a man with balls, I fck him. Putin comes close. On the other hand, forcing people into your way of thinking with the secret service threatening, doesn't take balls. Castro had balls. For a small country to stand up against a Giant for 30 years takes balls.

I have seen both larger than average and smaller than average condoms for sale, but most stores don't carry them. That is certainly short sighted.

What man wants to be seen buying a small size condom? No one wants to have some prick in the checkout line laugh at them.


The size thing is all bs. Those of us familiar with sexual physiology and anatomy know that length doesn't add anything to a woman's pleasure. Let me add a caveat to that short statement: unless the woman has been psychologically conditioned to think longer penises make a man ... superior.

In fact, to extend this argument, few women like to have a penis slamming into their cervix (masochists do).

Damage to the cervix has rendered many female porn stars unable to have children which is certainly not a small matter of concern.

Men with smaller than average penises, arise!

The one size fits all are never long enough for me.

Sorry about the typo.