Know Your Fox-y Business Anchors

New York   |  Simon Dumenco   |   October 22, 2007 08:20 AM


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Last week, News Corp. made television history with the launch of a new 24-hour reality show in which a group of sexy young Wall Street types lives, laughs (a lot), eats (Money for Breakfast, starting at 6 a.m.), drinks (Happy Hour, at 5 p.m.), and loves together. They do so communally in a big house made to resemble a television-news set--home to something called the "Fox Business Network"--venturing out, trailed by cameras, to visit places like the NYSE trading floor. We've yet to glimpse their sleeping quarters, but rumor has it Fox will soon introduce an intimate, Internet-only "Fox Business After-Hours" Webcam view of the cast's side-by-side bunk beds.

So far, the show seems like a mash-up of Kid Nation, Big Brother, and--given the way the FBN housemates constantly sublimate their obvious desire for each other by constantly talking rather rapturously about food--any number of Food Network series. Who are these telegenic kids, and will any of them break out big like previous reality stars such as Omarosa from The Apprentice, Lauren from The Hills, Mario Batali from Iron Chef--or maybe even Anderson Cooper from The Mole? Below, some cast members to watch. (All quotes are verbatim.)

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- magen See Profile I'm a Fan of magen permalink

What business experience does even ONE of these people have????????

I'll bet they have a whole bunch of acting experience.

Two closet-homos and two ditzes.

Perfect for the "businessman" who would watch the factually challenged FOX.

If they had been around a few years ago, they probably would have defended the business practices of ENRON.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:20 PM on 10/23/2007
- dleonard123 See Profile I'm a Fan of dleonard123 permalink

Best of all, FBN scored Liz Claman -- the foxiest of them all!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:21 PM on 10/23/2007
- Libsrule See Profile I'm a Fan of Libsrule permalink

I watched about 15 minutes and was laughing so hard I couldn't eat breakfast. This show is such a joke. They would do better making soft porn (hell hard core porn)while discussing the stock market.

I cannot believe ANY serious business person would even waste as much time as I did ONCE, watching it.

What garbage.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:18 AM on 10/23/2007
- meandmagoo See Profile I'm a Fan of meandmagoo permalink

Dagan McDowell is scary.It's like she's trying to channel Kitty Harris....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:27 PM on 10/22/2007
- truthyguy See Profile I'm a Fan of truthyguy permalink

Sell the sizzle, not the steak.
(With Fox there is no beef.)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:39 PM on 10/22/2007
- judithtrahearne See Profile I'm a Fan of judithtrahearne permalink

"Know Your Fox-y Business Anchors"

Thanks, but no thanks.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:00 PM on 10/22/2007
- kroses98 See Profile I'm a Fan of kroses98 permalink

I wouldn't watch this if it were the last network on TV! They look like a bunch of plastic "Barbie Dolls!"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:38 PM on 10/22/2007
- ms.understood See Profile I'm a Fan of ms.understood permalink

Where are the minority anchors, or are they not "fox-y" enough to be on FSN? I surely won't be watching, because this country it too diverse to ignore the presence of others.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:44 PM on 10/22/2007
- mrcontinental See Profile I'm a Fan of mrcontinental permalink

Do they have diversification at BET? Fox is just giving their audience what they want.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:53 AM on 10/23/2007
- godlessclif See Profile I'm a Fan of godlessclif permalink

Lauren Green is Foxes token black.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:37 PM on 10/22/2007
- mrcontinental See Profile I'm a Fan of mrcontinental permalink

I thought they canceled Anchorwoman. Or is this the sequel?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:56 AM on 10/22/2007
- mediamarv See Profile I'm a Fan of mediamarv permalink

someone is using the term "foxy" rather loosely, even as a sophomoric word play...

Can you say "eye of the beholder" HuffPo interns???

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:29 AM on 10/22/2007
- kingofscotts See Profile I'm a Fan of kingofscotts permalink

Wow Arriana your obsession with FBN is becoming a source of much entertainment. I'm not sure if it's Murdoch making more money or his hiring of attractive people that irks you more.

It seems like you have an inferiority complex. I know you and Dr. Melfi have talked about this before but I just want to remind you of something.

Just because you were the last women he slept with and just because after being married to you he decided he would rather sleep with hairy men does not mean it's your fault that he turned gay.

Again sweetheart, it's not your fault. Repeat a few times and you will feel much better. I'm sure there was a day when you were 1/10 as hot as these anchors. You still aren't bad for your age so stop being so jealous.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:25 AM on 10/22/2007
- ConcernedAboutRFuture See Profile I'm a Fan of ConcernedAboutRFuture permalink

Shouldn't you be in school.... in English class? There must be a truency officer somewhere in the backwoods of redneckville.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:18 PM on 10/22/2007
- NewRiver See Profile I'm a Fan of NewRiver permalink

king is right in that this site seems obsessed with the Fox Business channel. Or perhaps a better way to state it is that this site is obsessed with any opportunity to blast anything Fox.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:06 PM on 10/23/2007
- godlessclif See Profile I'm a Fan of godlessclif permalink

If wall street is a reality show to Fox;
why not Puck Rainey on aggressive investments? Rachel Campos would be a nutural as the bond babe. Judd could draw some illustrative cartoons and stock graphs and Pam Ling could cover pharmaceutical stocks, biotech and HMOs. Cory Murphy could talk about unemployment. They would just need a replacement for Pedro, someone dying of AIDS and it would be a hit.

Jesus. The Dismal Science as entertainment.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:01 AM on 10/22/2007
- dadw5boys See Profile I'm a Fan of dadw5boys permalink

How about: KNOW YOUR BLACK WATER SHOOTER?
Would that not be a much better story for the American People to read?
Why would you even write this story? WAS THE MONEY THAT GOOD?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:51 AM on 10/22/2007
- ConcernedAboutRFuture See Profile I'm a Fan of ConcernedAboutRFuture permalink

I'm pretty sure she's MAKING FUN OF THIS NETWORK... why would you even question that?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:19 PM on 10/22/2007
- kroses98 See Profile I'm a Fan of kroses98 permalink

Don't even bother responding to these "Paid Right-Wing Trolls!" Ignore the idiots! They are just earning their pay, which could not be much, considering the quality of their message! Would you want a job like that? Must be the pits!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:55 PM on 10/23/2007
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