'I declared holy war on two-headed dildoes."

I hope he had a licker license

Perhaps he was referring to the photos of himself in drag.

... and then, right after 9/11, he fucked it.

Nowhere to be found when EPA lied about the air quality in Lower Manhattan... nahh, he was already busy polishing the hubcaps on his mobile "counterterrorism" vending cart and raking in the bucks as a supposed "expert".

What else can you call a mayor who situates the city's Emergency Command Center right in the bullseye of the last terrorist attack?

... oh, wait -- I know.

Asshole.

He licked porno??

Ewwww!
Certainly qualified to be a rep preznit, for sure!!

Giuliani is the anti-christ. I thought Dick Cheney was bad, but I think we have a contender here for second place. George Bush starts imperial rule and Giuliani finishes it... what a concept.

Dear Rudy, would you please come to my city and lick some of our problems too. I mean we have a real problem with homelessness, depression, lack of trust and belief in those who weild the power, inadequate educational opportunities, job growth, incurable diseases, pollution, climate change, teen pregnancy, corruption in government, highway safety, lack of money for medical research, illigeal immigration, obesity, paranoid schistzophrenia, and many more. I can't list them all. Please use your omnipitance to conquer all the sadness of the world while your at it. Oh and one more thing, could you please tell God the next time you speak that world hunger is something that needs licking immediately. Thanks. I'll be waiting for your devine intervention.

So thats why his breath smells so bad.

God he looks like a fool.

What Rudy really means is: I took a city to the cleaners and now I'm ready to take a country to the cleaners and.........

Depraved critics will ask Rudy to tell us what else he licked to get campaign money.

I met the Bar Association President yesterday ,he offered the premises for expos or conferences : I made it very clear that the office i created Democratisation known as National Reconstruction ,should be delivered in public ,instead that we look like of a bunch of people who use backdoors for high power jobs..:gives judiciary a chance to witness betterness. But now the media should not get schizophrenic ,instead steadily be a good intermediate so there can be an understanding for future..

Guilliani is too modest! He should have also said that he took a city known for political corruption and then easily out rivaled all his shady predecessors!

Rudy: "I Took A City Known For Pornography And Licked It" and it reminded me of my first wife.
God, I sure miss her.

Anyone close enough to smell his breath?
(hey, I wasn't going to go there, but HE did...)