The Gift That Keeps On Giving: Dana Perino Reveals The Awesome Benefits Of Global Warming

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First Posted: 10-25-07 11:50 AM   |   Updated: 03-28-08 02:45 AM

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2007-10-25-Perino.jpgWhile White House Press Secretary Dana Perino may lack the showstopping musical theatre skills of her doppelganger, Kristin Chenoweth, she nevertheless provides us with almost daily entertainment. She's also recently remarked that parody and criticism of her efforts don't bother her in the least. When asked if ribbing of the sort she's been receiving from Doonesbury this week "gets under her skin," she brushed it off: "I hardly have time to check it out." Bully for her! She won't mind, then, if we put her under the microscope. Please join us on these pages for "The Gift That Keeps on Giving," and if something at the gaggle makes you gag, feel free to share your thoughts.

While the California wildfires and the upcoming Iraq supplemental bill dominated the early part of yesterday's presser, the conversation eventually turned to the testimony of CDC director Dr. Julie Gerberding, whose testimony on the public health impact of climate change was alleged to have been "heavily edited" by the Washington Post (well, the Post says "heavily edited," anyway--their source says "eviscerated").

When directly questioned on the deletions (which included Gerberding's blanket conclusion, "CDC considers climate change a serious public health concern"), Perino launched into a four paragraph dodge in which she claimed to not have seen the edits, touted the administrations "open book" policy on climate change, and orated a lengthy filibuster in praise of the CDC. Near the end of these remarks, however, Perino took a flying leap into the eternal sunshine, saying: "And so the decision on behalf of CDC was to focus that testimony on public health benefits -- there are public health benefits to climate change, as well, but both benefits and concerns that somebody like a Dr. Gerberding, who is the expert in the field, could address."

Public health benefits? Yea, verily, this was a theme Perino tried to advance, in spite of the fact that she was simultaneously attempting to tout the President's concern over the issue:

Anybody who wants to look at what the President thinks about climate change looks -- needs to only look back three weeks ago to when he gave a major address on climate change when he invited all 15 of the major economies of this world to come together to work on a solution -- work on a path to get to a solution to help the growth of greenhouse gas emissions.

Still, you have to be intrigued at the prospect of possible health benefits from global warming. As Steve Benen of the Carpetbagger Report blueskies, "Less hypothermia? Fewer instances of frostbite? A steep decline in the number of snowball-fight-related injuries?"

Lest you think that Perino had blinded the White House Press Corps with pseudo-science, someone did eventually question her assertion. Perino's response:

...this is an issue where I'm sure lots of people would love to ridicule me when I say this, but it is true that many people die from cold-related deaths every winter. And there are studies that say that climate change in certain areas of the world would help those individuals. There are also concerns that it would increase tropical diseases and that's -- again, I'm not an expert in that, I'm going to let Julie Gerberding testify in regards to that...

Uhm...but they didn't let Gerberding testify to that, did they?

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Think of all the snowball-throwing kids who will not be shot to death by wacko NRA'ers! Oh, there are endless benefits yet to be discovered about global warming. Dana Perino is the poster child for all of them, ... a bit short, ... and lives in constantly air-conditioned environments. Bet she can't hardly even smell the smoke wafting Eastward from California, ... and if she did, ... she'd lie about it.

Cute little blonde shill for a degenerate imbecile president. What combo, ... Shrimp and Shit!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:39 PM on 10/25/2007
- slow2 I'm a Fan of slow2 10 fans permalink

BRAVO! ON THE MARK.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:01 PM on 10/25/2007

Is she a polyp from Snow's behind when he left the job?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:41 PM on 10/25/2007
- Doug I'm a Fan of Doug 13 fans permalink

Manbearpig

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:38 PM on 10/25/2007
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After only a few short weeks as Press Secretary, the once smooth and breezily unflappable Dana "Beltway Barbie" Perino [wardrobe and friends sold separately] is beginning to show visible signs of strain about the forehead..­. well, either that or she's overdue for a botox treatment. She is SO not going to last very long in that job.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:31 PM on 10/25/2007
- zendem1 I'm a Fan of zendem1 110 fans permalink

Asked to clarify her remarks, Ms Perino rolled her eys, smirked and said, "What everrrrr..­."

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:23 PM on 10/25/2007
- azhiker I'm a Fan of azhiker 2 fans permalink

Dana, please keep checking with your doctor. Look at what happened to Tony Snowjob after he spent years lying for the republithug party. Lying is not good for your health.

Oh, BTW, if she had a brain, she'd be dangerous.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:06 PM on 10/25/2007
- starrianna I'm a Fan of starrianna 49 fans permalink
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Someone needs to shave her head.

She's nothing without her $500 haircut.

Plus, I'm curious to see whether she has the same "666" tattoo that the others have at the White House.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:09 PM on 10/25/2007

And I thought you lefties didn't believe in religion.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:02 PM on 10/25/2007

If she had a brain, do you think she'd let dubya paw her?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:16 PM on 10/26/2007
- glesslib I'm a Fan of glesslib 24 fans permalink

A second (third) rate president surrounded by second rate people. What a shock that this woman is a big nothing.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:52 PM on 10/25/2007

She says this stuff with a straight face!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:41 PM on 10/25/2007
- starrianna I'm a Fan of starrianna 49 fans permalink
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She's getting paid over $161,000 a year, plus bonuses and benefits.

Would you be a whore for $161,000+ a year?

Anyone?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:11 PM on 10/25/2007
- starrianna I'm a Fan of starrianna 49 fans permalink
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WHORE LIST ($161,000+ per year + bonus + benefits)
Allen, Claude A
Bartlett, Daniel Joseph
Card Jr., Andrew H
Crouch II, Jack D
Devenish, Nicolle
Gerson, Michael J
Hadley, Stephen J
Hagin, Joseph W
Hubbard, Allan B
Kavanaugh, Brett M
Libby, I Lewis

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:16 PM on 10/25/2007
- olivia I'm a Fan of olivia 96 fans permalink

Doesn't seem like enough money to kill people and destroy a nation, does it?

Dana helped make sure millions of little children don't have health insurance.

You have to be evil and immoral to do that - for any amount of money. A million isn't enough to soften the guilt a normal human being would feel.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:28 PM on 10/25/2007
- slow2 I'm a Fan of slow2 10 fans permalink

Did we ever see Geo W give Tony Snow a big ol' hug???

I don't think so...

The hell with all these assholes..­.no info; no info; no info. Just..LIES­.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:58 PM on 10/25/2007

Glad you mentioned the hug; I was thinking that picture looked like a patronizing middle aged man hugging a child, a little girl. And he let's her speak his thoughts?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:33 PM on 10/25/2007

I have a problem with the news media even attending these so called Press conferences. Why do they participate in something that is a republican propaganda event and making it sound legit.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:34 PM on 10/25/2007

How true.

And, in general, what the fuck is wrong with Americans?

Is there no limit to the abuse Americans can take from their slave masters?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:24 PM on 10/25/2007
- stevejbons I'm a Fan of stevejbons 4 fans permalink

These people are complete idiots. Who would have ever thought that such uninformed, no, willfully ignorant, superstitious, drop dead stupid fools could occupy the White House and the press briefing room? Is this country bent on self-destructing in an orgy of idiocy? I don't know how many people still consider themselves Republican, but anyone who does has to be seriously mentally ill or unconsciously must hate America.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:23 PM on 10/25/2007
- starrianna I'm a Fan of starrianna 49 fans permalink
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Dude,

Yer usin' too many of them 25 cent words!

See, that's why I like my FOX NEWS cuz they tell it real easy like.

Plus I lost my remote here at the trailer and I cant change the damn channel!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:07 PM on 10/25/2007
- olivia I'm a Fan of olivia 96 fans permalink

I'd go with mentally ill.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:33 PM on 10/25/2007
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That pic is pretty disturbing,she doesn't look too happy about it either.

What is it that allows people to sell their SOUL and peace of mind as they continually lie to millions? the evidence and case for global warming is clear....w­e have just ONE planet Earth, Republican or Democrat ; Muslim or Christians, etc...we are all on the same Blue Ball.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:12 PM on 10/25/2007
- CJGibson I'm a Fan of CJGibson 4 fans permalink

>her doppelganger, Kristin Chenoweth

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this.

Maybe Chenoweth can play her in Bush! The Musical.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:09 PM on 10/25/2007

"Maybe Chenoweth can play her in Bush! The Musical."

She can play herself. She clearly knows how to give the public a song and dance.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:56 PM on 10/25/2007
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Dubya looks pretty blissed out as he warmly and closely snuggles Ms Perino in the photo. If I were Laura, I'd be worried!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:47 PM on 10/25/2007
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I'll bet Condi is piiiiiissed, too!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:51 PM on 10/26/2007
- LIR I'm a Fan of LIR 21 fans permalink

America's Next Top Spokesmodel Speaks and America cringes...

Like...tot­ally...lik­e...awesom­e!

The priceless gem from way-too-fast talking Dana Fembot:

"...there are public health benefits to climate change, as well..."

Would you care to elaborate on this, Dana?
Just make sure to slow down to less than 1000 words a second...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:45 PM on 10/25/2007
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Climate change deniers always struck me as one of the people that would choose the 5th of 5 dentist who wouldn't recommend sugarless gum. There will be differences as the ice caps melt- they will become regular shipping routes saving corporations millions. Cold has historically killed more people than heat so the warmer the better(?). Of course, nature does have a self correcting feature which may be to unleash some disease that brings the population into balance with the earth's resources.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:45 PM on 10/25/2007
- TimN I'm a Fan of TimN 19 fans permalink

http://www.opinionjournal.com:80/extra/?id=110010763

We're also warned that tropical diseases are going to spread, and that we can expect malaria and encephalitis epidemics. But scientific papers by Prof. Sarah Randolph of Oxford University show that temperature changes do not correlate well with changes in the distribution or frequency of these diseases; warming has not broadened their distribution and is highly unlikely to do so in the future, global warming or not.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:30 PM on 10/25/2007
- loki I'm a Fan of loki 132 fans permalink
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Sounds like she read this package of dribble.

http://www.globalwarming.org/node/526

"A new book, titled The Impact of Climate Change on the United States Economy (Cambridge University Press, Cambridge 1999) by Robert Mendelsohn at the Yale School of Forestry and Environmental Studies and James E. Neumann with Industrialized Economics, Inc. finds a different result. Mendelsohn and Neumann assume a doubling of CO2 that would lead to a 2.5 degree C increase in global temperatures. They also include sectors of the economy that were ignored by the IPCC, such as commercial fishing. Other improvements included the possibility of adaptation, reliance on natural climate experiments, in towns with different temperature changes, and so on.

Mendelsohn and Neumann found that overall the economic impact of global warming on the U.S. is positive, about a 0.2 percent increase in GDP. This includes large positive impacts on agriculture and smaller positive impacts on forestry and recreation. All other sectors experience negative impacts, but far smaller than found by the IPCC. There were 26 economists involved with the writing and reviewing of the book. "

Now it would figure that Neo Con republican Christians would want to get behind. Real economist wrote this, not some silly scientist who spend a life time studying and researching.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:42 PM on 10/25/2007
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