The Gift That Keeps On Giving: Dana Perino Reveals The Awesome Benefits Of Global Warming

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First Posted: 10-25-07 11:50 AM   |   Updated: 03-28-08 02:45 AM

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2007-10-25-Perino.jpgWhile White House Press Secretary Dana Perino may lack the showstopping musical theatre skills of her doppelganger, Kristin Chenoweth, she nevertheless provides us with almost daily entertainment. She's also recently remarked that parody and criticism of her efforts don't bother her in the least. When asked if ribbing of the sort she's been receiving from Doonesbury this week "gets under her skin," she brushed it off: "I hardly have time to check it out." Bully for her! She won't mind, then, if we put her under the microscope. Please join us on these pages for "The Gift That Keeps on Giving," and if something at the gaggle makes you gag, feel free to share your thoughts.

While the California wildfires and the upcoming Iraq supplemental bill dominated the early part of yesterday's presser, the conversation eventually turned to the testimony of CDC director Dr. Julie Gerberding, whose testimony on the public health impact of climate change was alleged to have been "heavily edited" by the Washington Post (well, the Post says "heavily edited," anyway--their source says "eviscerated").

When directly questioned on the deletions (which included Gerberding's blanket conclusion, "CDC considers climate change a serious public health concern"), Perino launched into a four paragraph dodge in which she claimed to not have seen the edits, touted the administrations "open book" policy on climate change, and orated a lengthy filibuster in praise of the CDC. Near the end of these remarks, however, Perino took a flying leap into the eternal sunshine, saying: "And so the decision on behalf of CDC was to focus that testimony on public health benefits -- there are public health benefits to climate change, as well, but both benefits and concerns that somebody like a Dr. Gerberding, who is the expert in the field, could address."

Public health benefits? Yea, verily, this was a theme Perino tried to advance, in spite of the fact that she was simultaneously attempting to tout the President's concern over the issue:

Anybody who wants to look at what the President thinks about climate change looks -- needs to only look back three weeks ago to when he gave a major address on climate change when he invited all 15 of the major economies of this world to come together to work on a solution -- work on a path to get to a solution to help the growth of greenhouse gas emissions.

Still, you have to be intrigued at the prospect of possible health benefits from global warming. As Steve Benen of the Carpetbagger Report blueskies, "Less hypothermia? Fewer instances of frostbite? A steep decline in the number of snowball-fight-related injuries?"

Lest you think that Perino had blinded the White House Press Corps with pseudo-science, someone did eventually question her assertion. Perino's response:

...this is an issue where I'm sure lots of people would love to ridicule me when I say this, but it is true that many people die from cold-related deaths every winter. And there are studies that say that climate change in certain areas of the world would help those individuals. There are also concerns that it would increase tropical diseases and that's -- again, I'm not an expert in that, I'm going to let Julie Gerberding testify in regards to that...

Uhm...but they didn't let Gerberding testify to that, did they?

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- realpolitic I'm a Fan of realpolitic 149 fans permalink

I am surprised Dante didn't reserve a special place in his Inferno for these press secretaries who lie and rationalize the enire day. Does she believe half the untruths she utters? Surely she doesn't assume the American public is that stupid or, more frightening, does she? The Bushies must have a drank a strange kool aide where their minds stopped functioning and a sweeping ideology crept in and blocked all light.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:57 PM on 10/25/2007
- Mercedes I'm a Fan of Mercedes 24 fans permalink

She's only there to provide "eye candy" for the male journalists, but she's in on the con jobs that Bush's people play. I just don't understand how people like her have willingly given their souls to the devil so they can be famous and get on TV. She doesn't realize that she is an idiot and what she doesn't say is hurting her image more than what comes out of her mouth, defending Bush's reputation. What a Bush kisser--her name should be Dana "Purina"!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:53 PM on 10/25/2007

I say again, what a twat.....S­he sho is perty tho....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:53 PM on 10/25/2007

probably the same reason you defend that liar Valerie Plame.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:34 PM on 10/25/2007

you mean Scooter Libby don't you? The lovely Mrs. Wilson is enjoying her book tour. Where's Scooter speaking?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:48 PM on 10/25/2007
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Valerie Plame is far from being a liar. She was covert and was doing a vital undercover job in keeping an eye on WMD's. This has now been made clear to everyone except those who cannot be reasoned with. So the Bushies ruined the career of a person who was working to keep WMD's down in order to push us into a war with a country that they knew had NO WMS's. They knew, yes, they knew.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:35 PM on 10/25/2007
- laocoon I'm a Fan of laocoon 32 fans permalink

Both pages here are the same page.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:50 PM on 10/25/2007

Can you imagine being trapped in a cabin for a winter with her? Oh my God, what a bimbo!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:42 PM on 10/25/2007

We're all one big Lower 9th Ward waiting to happen.

And to Professor73:
Do like I do, go read both sides of the issue, research and read the actual scientific report or study, and then make a decision. Reading just one side of any issue is often more dangerous than the subject matter!

...This isn't an issue. This is a truth versus a lie.

And muddle minded people like you keep confusing the two, like fact versus opinion or reason versus religion. The problem is that while your simple mind eventually comes around to the reality-based conclusion the rest of us already have, you're fucking destroying the planet for everyone. The test is over and the pens are down, there is no more debate...m­an made global warming is occurring now. 80 degrees in NYC in late October, drought driven wild fires in California, ice sheets melting in Greenland. Wake up.

We need to stop tolerating ignorance and stop politely excusing it when we see it in our everyday lives as well as in the leaders that govern us. This is getting ridiculous, it’s 2007 and we have adults spewing the logic of children and lies of sociopaths while the world has never been in more desperate need of intelligent, sober and honest minds to guide it.

Shut out the lie and bury the fool before it’s too late.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:40 PM on 10/25/2007

I guess it's ok to give away my jacket and unhook the heater. Where do I go to get my shots for the ensuing diseases that will visit the planet? And please sign me up for any other benefits of global warming.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:40 PM on 10/25/2007
- jaschrod I'm a Fan of jaschrod 21 fans permalink

Perino is just another bimbo with a loose mouth that is not connected to a functioning brain.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:32 PM on 10/25/2007
- lthuedk I'm a Fan of lthuedk 22 fans permalink

She's great comedy!

Very fast lips and a very shallow brain make for gut-splitting laughter. She has done more to illuminate the fascist rationalization process than any other press secretary, and made the learning a blast to boot.

Highlights of Perino's slapstick should be collected, kept intact, and shown to entering university Science and Philosophy majors. It would be splendid training on the value of recognizing the false premise and derivative conclusion.

Increase her salary.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:25 PM on 10/25/2007

Welcome to 2025 Antarctica Summer Olympics!!!

Remember to use your SP 5000 Sunblock and oxygen tank the official sponsors of these Olympics.

Newsflash: The Winter Olympics have been canceled!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:21 PM on 10/25/2007
- cheshyre I'm a Fan of cheshyre 8 fans permalink

She's clearly the female Rudolf Hess: just happy to have Daddy Hitler pat her on the head and all is right in the world. Well, her world anyway. She is useless and purposeless - a natural fit!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:21 PM on 10/25/2007
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If George Bush hugged me like that, I would puke.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:36 PM on 10/25/2007
- helonias I'm a Fan of helonias 229 fans permalink
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.... except for all those folks who live near sea level, then its a bitch, like me.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:16 PM on 10/25/2007
- helonias I'm a Fan of helonias 229 fans permalink
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...and global warming will be great for dermitologists and oncologists, just super.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:14 PM on 10/25/2007
- helonias I'm a Fan of helonias 229 fans permalink
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Doesn't she know about the not bearing false witness thingee.

What gives.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:13 PM on 10/25/2007

She has to be dumb to do that shit for the Whitehouse. If she were any dumber, she wouldn't be able to tie her own shoelaces.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:12 PM on 10/25/2007

umm..She can't---HUA HA!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:42 PM on 10/25/2007
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