Lance Armstrong And Ashley Olsen Dine Out Day After Make Out

Page Six's ever-alert observers spotted the duo enjoying a romantic dinner at Graydon Carter's Waverly Inn on Tuesday night. The night before, Armstrong was seen "making out" with the tiny actress perched on his lap at the Gramercy Park Hotel's Rose Bar.

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[WinstonSmith]

Bang away but remember to practice safe sex.

[KarenZipdrive]

After Armstrong admitted he was a Republican and started kissing George W. Bush's ass, I threw out my LIVESRONG rubber bracelet and crossed him off my list.
But for a guy with only one nut, he gets around. The Olsen chick is a billionaire, she weighs about 70 pounds and she's barely legal. I guess by dating her, Armstrong has finally acquired that second nut.
Let's just pray we never hear about a Lance n' Ashley sex tape. Yeecch.

[loki]

wonder what this will lead to? After all, the Olsen twins are major trend setters for the younger generation.

[BrownShirtSpy]

This is definitely a step up from ol' stanky-britches, Sheryl Crow.

I bet Ashley wipes with more than one square of TP...

Live strong, Lance. Live strong...

[yellowdoggie]

I wonder if Lance's mommy will like this one.

[ms.understood]

Why would he stoop to such lows? He has entirely too much "life experience" for this young girl. He's just like all of the other old geezers who want to sleep with someone young enough to be their child. It's totally disgusting!

[rpence]

Soon, Lance'll be shifting gears for Hannah Montana.

[zendem1]

He's a republican? well at least he chose someone of legal age and the opposite sex.

[grimm]

Since when did celebrities start dating each other?

I'd give my left nut to make out with an Olsen twin. Does she have a sister?

[stupidforum]

Ashley's pretty cute. But she could stand to lose a few pounds.

[Counterglow]

Um, this could be really stupid, but maybe they just like each other? Not a crime last time I looked. Nor occasion for nasty, judgmental comments, either.

[dora rice]

he knows it won't last. Good for a few nights stand. Besides he needs them younger with every year. Between the steroids use, the cancer treatment and his age, it takes probably a young 21 year old and viagra to get him going.

[slobone]

I guess he got tired of eating crow...

[wadenelson1]

gee, and I always had to buy dinner BEFORE the make-out session.

[loki]

And lets not forget that Lance has openly talked about running for a Texas Republican Senate seat.
Looks like he is trying to position himself for that run. Next he will be dating young boys and have photos take of him shooting automatic weapons at Illegal immigrants climbing over a border fence.