Well if Michael Muchasey doesn't know what torture is, than I don't think we can expect RG to understand that you don't hire crooks to control crime. This is what you have to look forward to if by some wild chance he becomes President. We've seen thinking like this for the last 6 years with GBII and we saw it for 8 years in New York and I'm moving to Canada if he does become President.
Just remember, "Rudolf Guiliani is a small man in search of a balcony."

Guiliani ; ready to carry-on the tradition ---

Heck-of-a-job , Brownie --- 911 / 911

Well! It's official! We have gone bat-shit crazy. Rudy is just creepy on every level! How in the world did such a strange man wind up being a candidate for the President of the United States of America? Frankly I wouldn't even consider buying a New Car from 3/4 of all the candidates, on either side.

The entire system is corrupted beyond repair if this is the best and the brightest our nation can inspire to public service. What are we doing wrong?

Is it any wonder why Ghouliani is becoming ever more so popular with the frightened Right when you take into consideration that they have sites like:

THREATSWATCH.ORG ...gee, subtle.
FAMILYSECURITYMATTERS ...look out Billy, your Teddy Bear is packing heat!

The 24 hour comedy channel: FOX News - We Distort... You, Run and hide!

Rudy is only helping them to stroke off at night in order that they can get a good night of comfy sleep.

It's all about stroke-ability.
They can't get dates, thus they sit glued to their TV sets watching the empty headed hookers of FOX... still nervous that they may get attacked though, they hear Rudy Tuti Fruiti invoke his magical incantations of 9/11 and how he can keep us so much safer.
With that... begins the stroking.
Only, Conservative's experience a different type of sexual release than any other mammal ever known to exist: a combination of comfort, confusion, jealousy and rage.

They frequently get online all at once and start blogging at LGF, RedState, HotAir... any number of sites, where in their excited state they vent their collective wrath on whichever progressive cause or personality happens to be newsworthy.

Anthro-Biologists from around the world have noticed a few particular things that set the conservative base off and after consulting with a panel of Linguistic experts, reached a consensus today that the most fitting name for this phenomena amongst these individuals will be called a "Gore-gasm."

Auntie Christ

Someone needs to call that pedophile priest Giuliani hired.

This thread needs the last rights.

Giuliani: "If I Have The Same Degree Of Success And Failure As President Of The United States, This Country Will Be In Great Shape"

Compared to what?

If 9iu11ani is somehow elected and has the same degree of success and failure as the idiot who currently occupies the people's house, we're done.

i think the dude with the stash and cheeseball rep tie standing next to rudes changed my oil at jiffy lube last week?

THE GUY GETS A PHOTO OP SEPT 11TH AND NOW HE QUALIFIES TO BE PRESIDENT?

Remember, remember the fifth of November,
The gunpowder, treason and plot,
I know of no reason
Why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot

From Eric Zorn of the Chicago Tribune, this morning.
You all know the tune.

Rudolph the hardnosed mayor
Had a very noisy phone
And when the pundits heard it
How they mocked his dumb ring tone.

All of his other rivals
Used to laugh at his campaign
They never thought that Rudy'd
Outmaneuver John McCain

Then one GOP debate
Rudolph came to say,
"I'm pro-choice and I'm pro-gun
And I'm king of nine one one!"

Then all his rivals feared him
But the Dems cried, "Hey, you'll see,
Rudolph the hardnosed mayor
You'll go down to Hillary!"

No way Rudy.... he knows it, but this gig is easy money so he milks it.

Now if he really wanted to make some loot he would do a sex video with Ann C.... iiiiisssshhhh!

Pa douche attempts to log into CBS sports site and is foiled.

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/2647/troll.jpg


Poor Pa puke. :(

Giulianni might as well be Don Corleane.

Giuliani isn't even elected already, and Dems are already biting around the ankles. Par.

Rudy looks like he's reaching out to cop a feel in that photo.