The trim job on the stash and the chin might lead one to imagine that he has been dipping into the meth a bit....yeah, he's got that "happy" look to boot.

Looks like Duane "Dog" Chapman and Nick Nolte's love child.

He needs to lose the facial hair, get a hair cut and a different shirt.

Luckily it was only DUI on a Vespa.

Train wreck

He looks amused by the arrest. Or maybe that's the only expression that the Botox and surgery will permit.

Golly...have the paparazzi been given tin badges and awarded contracts like Blackwater for security services? Think of all the danger when Mickey Rourke who as any intelligent reader with an IQ of less than normal can discern from his haircut (the definitive sign of intelligence according to some of the posters here)rides his Vespa. I think all the paparazzi should be assigned to "in-cell" venues for a long time.

Shave, haircut, day-job...?

Mickey Rourke, Carrottop, and Michael Jackson should hang out!

Interestingly, Michael Jackson looks way better than the other two.

Love these bits of humor that make the news. It happens far too rarely.

I've known many a war vet, Hell's Angel, and Junkie musician, but that guy looks FRIED, man. He looks like a bad road on the dark side of Phobos...What happened? geeeeeez- Hollywood will do THAT???

Yeah, that's him. He looks awful, and had for a long time because of ill-conceived cosmetic procedures.

Are you sure that's Mickey Rourke? He is hardly recognizable. A pity.