That's the ticket!
Want to give a more sophisticated image to yer mag?
Put Buffy with her Boobies on the cover. LOL

Hmmm... those are the most sophisticated set of tits I've seen in a long while.

"The 25- to 26-year-old is a whole lot smarter than he was 10 years ago."

No duh! 10 years ago the 25-26 year old was 15-16 years old. You sure as hell hope they are a lot smarter. But then again, this is America. Probably not.

Geez, you'd think these guys were rocket scientists the way they think!

I cannot stand this BS magazine. Seeing young, and older men reading it really gets me for some reason. its like, graduate to Playboy guys. Actual articles with solid content and *gasp* better looking women who are actually nude, instead of the faux nude raunch that Maxim portrays. It is an idiotic magazine for an idiotic demographic plain and simple. "Biggest explosions in movies, how to have a threesome, what to do if your gf finds you in bed with another girl, best car chase scenes!" Give me a break. I was lifeguarding this past summer and was surprised to see the number of men over thirty who read this shite too. I figured it was only a campus based publication, but no, older gentlemen get in on the enlightening prose. The pictures are not even hot, at all, so I dunno. I'll stick with the New Yorker, thank you very much. No fake nudity, of course, but maybe my heightened intelligence, global awareness view will compensate.

Well, this cover ought to do it.