Is one of the players missing his padding? The tube watchers can't tell the deference between real breasts and fake padding.

I'd rather talk about Iraq than Eye-Rack -- actually, what am I thinking?!? Forget the war, just show me your tits!!

I realize it is a man's mag- but my first thought when I read the title was Keith Olbermann and Tony Rome.

Saudi gang-rape victim is jailed
By Frances Harrison
BBC News

An appeal court in Saudi Arabia has doubled the number of lashes and added a jail sentence as punishment for a woman who was gang-raped.

The victim was initially punished for violating laws on segregation of the sexes - she was in an unrelated man's car at the time of the attack.

When she appealed, the judges said she had been attempting to use the media to influence them.

The attackers' sentences - originally of up to five years - were doubled.

Extra penalties

According to the Arab News newspaper, the 19-year-old woman, who is from Saudi Arabia's Shia minority, was gang-raped 14 times in an attack in the eastern province a year-and-a-half ago.

Seven men from the majority Sunni community were found guilty of the rape and sentenced to prison terms ranging from just under a year to five years.

But the victim was also punished for violating Saudi Arabia's laws on segregation that forbid unrelated men and women from associating with each other. She was initially sentenced to 90 lashes for being in the car of a strange man.

On appeal, the Arab News reported that the punishment was not reduced but increased to 200 lashes and a six-month prison sentence.

The rapists also had their prison terms doubled. But the sentences are still low considering they could have faced the death penalty.

The Arab News quoted an official as saying the judges had decided to punish the girl for trying to aggravate and influence the judiciary through the media.

The victim's lawyer was suspended from the case, has had his licence to work confiscated, and faces a disciplinary session.

SHANA HIAT!!!!!!!!!!!

Isn't it "America's Skinniest, Sexiest Sportscaster"?

Take those ladies to Quizno's!

Please just leave that photo up forever. Make it the masthead. I have.

I heart boobies!

Very nice. How much? Jack out.

Upon further review ....

Having done the tedious and grueling task of comparing various photos, fellow readers (no need to thank me), I think the assumption that Ms. Andrews is surgically enhanced is a bit premature, if one is judging simply on the basis of the photo here at HP.

It seems more likely that this impression is the result of a favorable camera angle and careful wardrobe choices. Although Ms. Andrews will never be mistaken for a marathoner with that physique, nor should she be confused with a South Beach swimsuit model that can double as an emergency flotation device.

It's quite possible that, as attorney Jackie Chiles once observed about Terri Hatcher on Seinfeld, "They're real ... and they're spectacular."

If that pre-game gig qualifies him as a sportscaster again, I vote for Keith Olbermann.

Rupert Murdock's little blue pill just made him pull out his check book.

Lighten up folks, we all know that you can't build a Barbie without plastic.

And I hope for Erin's sake that they're not from China.

Real Fake who cares, either way i'd give her the most disappointing 38 seconds of her life.

Real or fake, either way i'd give her the most disappointing 38 seconds of her life:)