Beowulf Review Round-Up: Jaw-Dropping Technology And Naked Angelina Almost Make It A Winner

Huffington Post   |  Katherine Thomson   |   November 15, 2007 09:43 PM


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The new version of "Beowulf", Robert Zemeckis' $150 million performance-capture extravaganza is the most anticipated movie of the weekend, and for tech-lovers perhaps the most anticipated of the year. In the film, the warrior Beowulf (Ray Winstone) must defeat the monster Grendel (Crispin Glover) and later, Grendel's mother (Angelina Jolie). Also featured are Anthony Hopkins as Hrothgar and John Malkovich as Unferth.

As with Zemeckis' "Polar Express", actors faces have been mapped out and applied to animation. Not every review thought the image capture was ideal, with some wishing the the script had been shot live action. One universally commented on feature of the film is Angelina Jolie as Grendel's evil mother, and a scene in which she emerges naked from the water. Stills have flooded the internet since the restricted trailer went online. The New York Times led their review with Jolie "naked and dripping in gold" and a mention of her character's "jutting breasts".

Beowulf is also available in 3-D IMAX, the largest rollout in IMAX ever. That feature has been swooned over by all the reviewers. Given the chance to see the film in IMAX 3-D, you should take it.

The Hollywood Reporter loved it:

Robert Zemeckis not only deploys 21st century movie technology at its finest to turn the heroic poem into a vibrant, nerve-tingling piece of pop culture, but his film actually makes sense of "Beowulf." In Zemeckis' hands, it's an intriguing look at a hero as a flawed human being... [It's] a waggish bit of postmodern fun. It may raise the eyebrows of English Lit professors but will quicken the pulse of everyone else.

But according to Variety, which was less enamored:

Robert Zemeckis delivers a muscular, sometimes stirring but ultimately soulless reinterpretation of "Beowulf." For all its visual sweep and propulsively violent action, this bloodthirsty rendition of the Old English epic can't overcome the disadvantage of being enacted by digital waxworks rather than flesh-and-blood Danes and demons.

Like many other reviews, Variety stressed how cool the 3-D is and how the film would appeal to those who loved "300".


Also taken with the technology, and with the whole film, was cinematical. The reviewer unabashedly loved it all. "Holy ****ing moly. I've simply never seen anything like it," he begins, and enthuses about the film's mastery until the end.

They NY Post - one of the reviews that had wished it was live action - said:

"Beowulf" can be a lot of fun to watch - at least in the 3-D IMAX version I saw - but it's hard to forget for long that you're stranded in a waxworks netherworld between live action and animation.

A frequent sentiment. As the New York Times reviewer bluntly wrote, "I don't yet see the point of performance capture, particularly given how ugly it renders realistic-looking human forms"


In the end, this weekend's other new releases - "Redacted," G-rated "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium" and "Love in a Time of Cholera" won't be much competition to the mass PG-13, naked Angelina appeal of "Beowulf".

For more reviews, go here or here.

 
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I crack up every time some new movie comes out with some form of naked Angie, and people go nuts. All they have to do is watch GIA on HBO; it's been out for years,
and it's good.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:13 PM on 11/18/2007

I want to see the movie because I loved the epic poem. I want to see what they did with the story. That said, I still want to see a well-cast, well-written live action movie of it, and don't tell me it can't be done.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:56 AM on 11/17/2007

The biggest flaw with the movie was the characters rarely if ever blinked. It would have been much better and more realistic with blinking.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:41 AM on 11/17/2007
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Only a real geek would wonder this, but how close is the story to the original? Someone asked me to go see it, but I didn't want to because I was afraid it was all special effects and none of the marvelous story I read in high school and again in college.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:13 AM on 11/17/2007

oh for christs sake. it's a naked animation not a naked angelina. you people getting your rocks off on a cartoon need to step out into the real world a little bit more.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:26 PM on 11/16/2007

I saw it tonight and I thought it was great, my only complaint was that I could not see Beowulf's pelvic area--Boo-hoo.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:58 PM on 11/16/2007
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Excuse me if this is a naive question, but WTF is the point of this "performance capture" technology? I watched it in "The Polar Express" and it really sucked -- and also creeped me out. What's the matter with using actual flesh-and-blood actors? Or if you want a cartoon, make a cartoon.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:35 PM on 11/16/2007

You all should give this film a chance.

You are judging it by the commercials and trailers. Which, I suppose is the only exposure you have to judge by. Damn, why does that sound familiar?

Anyway, the film is beautiful and innovative. It's the future of film. It is rough is some ways. The technology to make photo-realistic people is still a work in progress. But imagine that this is one of the first Operas. It's a new medium. And it's full of potenial.

In a decade you will be watching films that are not just moving pictures, but windows into worlds. This movie is worth seeing just to witness the next big step in the evolution of film.

And the heart and soul that went into the production of this film. People think that 3d is geek and kid art. Let me tell you. Artists are doing things with 3d cg that are as exciting today as when pioneer artists finally began to figure out how to paint humans with realistic depth. The artists at work on this film have done an amazing work of art that they will be proud of for the rest of their lives.

Don't be too quick to dismiss these types of films. There are deeply passionate artists at work in films like Beowulf and 300. Don't let the PR for the films ruin them for you. Just like I try not to let the PR for the presidential candidates ruin them. There's more to a person and a film than it's 30 second commercial.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:56 PM on 11/16/2007
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The older versions of Beowulf stifled a good story. Seamus Heaney's new verse translation of Beowulf breathes new life into the story without all the fireworks or Angelina Jolie (beautiful as she is). It is a saga about fighting a unknown and powerful monster.

I wonder how much richer the film would have been if the story had been rendered in terms of the original. The whole Norse/Icelandic mythological and real life worlds are a treasure trove of real adventure. The XBox treatment is ok for some, but if it gets people to read the saga it is worth it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:02 PM on 11/16/2007
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hmm post about a movie ...Beowulf?

hmmmm well, this sucks

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:35 PM on 11/16/2007
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I am sorry but someone will have to help me out here! If the movie is basically all CGI then why would producers pay actors million simply for the purpuse of copying their faces? Why not just make-up the CGI characters. This movie would have been far more powerful if it was shot in live action and that was really Angelina Jolie's body. Didn't we learn anything from those last 3 Star Wars films? There is more to making and fantasy/Sci-Fi film than the quality of the special effects. It's the story that matters most! Come on people The Matrix was 8 years ago we should be well past the point of being overly impressed by technology. It's been established, for years now, that anothing can be done with a computer!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:02 PM on 11/16/2007

Oooo, the boys of america are gonna love this movie.

Go, go!!! Make money for those presenting idiotic interpretations of classics.

The continued dumbing down of America... or is this better than the current education system?

I stand corrected.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:57 PM on 11/16/2007
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That's NOT Jolie's body. It's an idealized woman's body created in the computer, to which Jolie's head was "added."

Sorry to disappoint guys, but even a casual glance proves that aint a real body.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:35 AM on 11/16/2007

I'm seeing it tomorrow in Imax 3D. Can't wait to see naked 3D forty foot tall Angelina.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:31 AM on 11/16/2007

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Thank God it's Friday. Angelina, here we come !
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493 paid in advance tickets . Hope there are enough popcorns !

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:33 AM on 11/16/2007
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