Christopher Hitchens Lets Editor Spot-Check His Waxed "Sack, Back, And Crack"

NY Mag:

When we told him we felt mildly uncomfortable in his presence the day after reading about his thorough waxing for that article (in a procedure he referred to as "sack, back, and crack"), he turned to the Kirkus editor and said, "Want to feel?" She didn't see how she could turn down the opportunity. The Hitch unzipped his fly, we stood guard, and she reached in. We can't personally vouch for what happened in there (and we're ashamed to say we demurred when he offered us a grope), but the editor speculates that he's been doing some post-article maintenance down there. "As smooth as summer cherries," she said. Looks like the Hitch truly is a changed man.

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Comments

[Trittydi]

Okay - the Opus Dei flail themselves. It seems to me waxing your sack and crack would fall into the same category.

Smooth as summer cherries?
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[felixtkatz]

oh, just think of those big juicy balls, now hairless, filled with vodka and nicotine. wouldn't you just love to tea bag that big ballsack? and look at who it's connected to. Yuck!!

[ghostsofamerica]

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2007/11/at_last_christopher_hitchens_d.html


earlier article .....



You gotta love trusted weasels and willing collaborators of the fascists, cause they are generally alcoholics, and generally vile and insulting, but they do break through taboos.

See huffpo resident fascists trolls for years or similiar work, with added stalking.

[sa]

voice of brian the dog, on "the family guy":

whoa! too much information.
didn't need that picture...whoa!

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[sa]

voice of brian, the dog, on "the family guy":

whoa! too much information.
did not want to picture that...

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[blueraven]

OK, if anyone left in the world needed proof that atheism is no protection from going down the road to Crazytown, they just received it.

[TiaPaula]

Hitchens drank the coolaid and now he's looking for the antidote. Lets kiss make
up hold hands and sing "We shll overcome"

[godlessclif]

So Hitchens likes girls. Wouldn't an article on his book be more interesting?

Thank you for not including pictures.

[Purple Girl]

Why did I need to know this tid bit???
I could care less.
Bad Pictures. Stop!
Way too much information- in these types of instances, please feel free to censor.

[whizkid]

He got the idea from Karl Rove.
Ewwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwww­www!

Or.
He got the idea from Laura Bush.
Ewwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwww­wwwwww!

Or.
He got the idea from Babs Bush.
OK. I just vomited.

[Blayne]

That's the funniest thing I have heard all day.

[doneflyin]

"I'll show you mine if you show me yours."

Is this guy a case of arrested development or is it simply that he was wasted as usual?

Apparently the woman wasn't much better.

Ugh.

[kellygrrrl]

has this guy's pathology been diagnosed yet?

He really needs to be medicated

[XCITIZEN]

I think we should get Hitchens and Rove to pose together for a painting by Botero.

[skeptomaniak]

Wow. What a bunch of cry-bay prudes. Christopher offered and she accepted, so be it. Bah!