Christopher Hitchens Lets Editor Spot-Check His Waxed "Sack, Back, And Crack"

NY Mag:

When we told him we felt mildly uncomfortable in his presence the day after reading about his thorough waxing for that article (in a procedure he referred to as "sack, back, and crack"), he turned to the Kirkus editor and said, "Want to feel?" She didn't see how she could turn down the opportunity. The Hitch unzipped his fly, we stood guard, and she reached in. We can't personally vouch for what happened in there (and we're ashamed to say we demurred when he offered us a grope), but the editor speculates that he's been doing some post-article maintenance down there. "As smooth as summer cherries," she said. Looks like the Hitch truly is a changed man.

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Comments

[DanHasSpoken]

She reached in and ...found that God is not the only one who isn't great.

[DrPaulProteus]

i love it... way to show some balls, Hitch. literally, too.

may this episode bring on your return to sanity.

[PoliticalPolyanna]

Ewwwwwwwwww! Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

Wish I could think of something more intelligent, but all I can say is EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[Ginzaman]

He may be sober, slightly slimmer and waxed. But George Galloway can still kick his sorry ass anytime of the week.

[Rand]

I think I speak for most when I say "EEEEYEWWW!"

[Ginzaman]

HuffPost, why is an editor apparently getting off on checking out Hitchens news? Did he then check out her oh-so-fine body as well? You might as well tell the whole story.

[Blutus]

Please.

Not at breakfast.

Christopher is undergoing a make-over
apparently.

His teeth in the new Vanity Fair.

Trying to get over that "village atheist"
moniker it would seem

so the war-mongers will love him again.


Piggy.