happy thanksgiving, chuck...!

to all democrats: happy turkey day...!

to all republicans: happy thanksgiving...!

Surely that was a joke.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

OMG THATS HILLARIOUS!

But he's still a lame candidate, facsist like the rest of the Republi.... I mean Neocons, i don't want to intermix the two, i still have respect for some republicans.

I just wish Ron Paul would have got that....

Did you know that Chuck Norris has been dead for 7 years? Yea its true, death is just too scared to own up!

Good grief! Hey Huckster! Chuck is an actor! His character isn't real! Sorry to break it to you! By the way, Bush/Cheney was a complete failure!

Hi Chuck remember when you went flying backwards through the doors and out into El Cajon bvd?

Sectarian violence in Iraq? HEY! We have sectarian bitchy fights to enjoy here at home: Mormons vs. Militant Christians - a supernatural showdown on ESPN! Could be a series! A game show! Yipeee! Guest stars galore; has-been actors and comedians please apply; wings, haloes and magic wands provided.....Free pharmaceutical drugs and trips to HEAVEN.....

Will Huckles now be delivering his stump speeches on Chuck's exercise thingy? Was that part of the deal?

HEY, CHUCK NORRIS, WOW! A MAN WITH NOTHING BUT BULLYING AND STOMPING TO BOAST ABOUT WHAT AN ENDORSEMENT.

HUCK
hi Forest, SOMEONE HAS a spy in the Rudy camp WHO fOUND out about their reaction to me getting Chuck and posted the talk below in HP. it looks like the 700 club is going to 24/7/365 amd they are going to try to get people to turn off Chucks reruns and instead contribiute money to them instead of to me..they are pissed we are stealing the macho imagery of the TEXAS rangers
and all that kicking

Forest
Good golly HUCK CHUCK IS YOU KNOW INVINCIBLE. With him your campaign really rocks. I wouldn't worry about Rudy and I HOPE THAT republican spy doesnt get caught cause like what happened back in 1971...

Huck
..technology has improved since 1971 you know...if NIXON was still around he'd have his men in the Vegas SPY SHOP rubbing shoulders with OJ'S MEN who you know were taping like crazy...spying is sorta a Republican tradition
and OJ'S MEN were selling it before they'd even hit the rewind.. did you see that scene in the courtroom where the buyers of the tape got the court to HONOR THEIR NONDISCLOSURE OF THE AMOUNT THAT WAS PAID..WOW..IF i was Obama or Hillary I WOULD WATCH OUT WHO I WAS TALKING TO AND WHAT I WAS SAYING...

Forest
YOU know HUCK i am a little paranoid, what if the Dems are bugging us amd listening to our most profound ideas about how to lick them in 08 and outlaw evolutionary thinking

HUCK
YOUR right forest. But the big problem
is these dam spies are immoral. When they GET
GOOD stuff theyll be selling it to the media
and eventually the media will pay less and less and eventually theyll start getting lazy
and then the Dems will win the election
cause they are obviously
better people, better in all regards, and deserve to WIN

forest
dont worry HUCK. CHUCK WILL INSPIRE our party to victory next NOVEMBER, AND you can appoint him to an important post.

If Mike Huckabee withstands the negative smear campaign that Romney and Thompson are going throw at him over the next few weeks he will win Iowa. If Mike Huckabee wins Iowa then he can win the Republican nomination. If Mike Huckabee wins the Republican nomination he will be the Democrats worst nightmare for two reasons. First, he will attract religious and conservative African-American voters away from the Democratic Party. Second, he will attract working and middle class moderate white voters(Reagan Democrats) away from the Democratic Party. Sneer and make fun of him all you want too but I have the feeling that Mike Huckabee may have the last laugh when he is sworn in as the next President of The United States.

I hear McCain and Trudy are fighting over Jackie Chan.

one red neck endorses another red neck. whop te do!

Huck's debut ad with Chuck Norris is 2nd only, in brilliance, to the talented YouTuber's, "What leadership looks like" ( http://snipr.com/leaderlook )

(and the YouTuber's cost a whole lot less)

Looks like you have a dumbass sidekick there Huckabee. Chuck you have a dumbass sidekick, get it?, there as well. Now take your meds and get back to the old folks home. They are just about to some reruns of the One Kick Wonder-- you, doofus. Jack Out.

Still didn't swing my vote to his side. When I worked in Vegas, Chuck was hosting a karate tournament, and to prevent him from being mobbed they gave him an alias, "Robert Wagner". I remember hearing Bob paged, and I was wishing I could see him. So when I think of Chuck Norris, I think of Robert Wagner. Now that would be an endorsement!