A Fox And Friends Thanksgiving: Kilmeade On "The Good Indians"

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First Posted: 11-19-07 01:28 PM   |   Updated: 03-28-08 02:45 AM

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In just a few short days, America will observe Thanksgiving, a celebration of the most successful border incursion by illegal immigrants in the history of North America, where pilgrims from fancy-pants Europe came to America to perform all of the work that the Native Americans weren't willing to do, like give each other smallpox and kill off their own culture. It's a day for Americans to gather, typically on the New Jersey Turnpike, and give an annual boost to all the people who foolishly thought they'd get rich making cranberry sauce.

By and large, this is a holiday that most Americans seem to have down, but Fox and Friends' Brian Kilmeade still doesn't think we know the true meaning of Thansgiving - and so he took to the airwaves today to tell the world about how the Pilgrims signed a "peace agreement" with "his favorite Indians." He seems to think that those Indians were something called the "Okawi" (they weren't: they were Wampanoag, also known as Patuxet), but that's beside the point. They were "the good Indians," Kilmeade says.

Yes. That's right. The "good" Indians. Wonder what they're thankful for this holiday season?

In just a few short days, America will observe Thanksgiving, a celebration of the most successful border incursion by illegal immigrants in the history of North America, where pilgrims from fancy-pant...
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Actually his name is Bruin KILL ME.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:44 PM on 11/19/2007
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and OTHER PEOPLE ARE NOT YOUR PROPERTY!

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    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:38 PM on 11/19/2007
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Native Americans have in most cases been given a raw deal in the past few hundred years.

If these stories seem too weird to be true....look at the sources.
There are plenty of links with a quick google search that turn up more on this topic.

Bush family vs. Native Americans.....

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/05/09/national/main1603176.shtml

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/10/02/60minutes/main576332.shtml

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:15 PM on 11/19/2007

like I said son, the only 'good Indian, is a

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:47 PM on 11/19/2007
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I think we need to certify talk hosts and their minons... This one's a real joke!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:32 PM on 11/19/2007
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Wow, that is one of the stupidest people I've ever seen on TV, and that is saying more than a lot!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:27 PM on 11/19/2007
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"Brain-Dead" Kilmeade needs to stick to what he knows(which is not very much at all).
Go play with your BASEBALL CARDS...ASSHOLE!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:27 PM on 11/19/2007

Hi Folks!

The Heckawi punchline is actually based on real lingusitic trivia.

During the 16th century, when a group of Spaniard explorers landed in an area of what is now extreme southeast Mexico, they used translators in an attempt to get an answer from the natives to the question of "where are we?"

But the translators were not very good. So the natives answered, "we don't understand you."

In the local language, the answer was "eiu quau tan."

The Spaniards had landed in what is now known as the Yucatan Peninsula.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:24 PM on 11/19/2007
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I love how this numb idiot needs to mop up with his foppish hanky when he goes all rabid during one of his aimless rants.

It really is entertaining along the lines of a fat person falling down video.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:22 PM on 11/19/2007

Brilliant commentary by the fathers of genocide.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:53 PM on 11/19/2007

For all their stupidity still over 30% of Americans trust Fox for their news. That says as much about America as it does about Fox. Can you imagine if those same viewers were to watch Nova’s recent episode on the Intelligent Design. I am sure it would just blow their little rabid right minds.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:51 PM on 11/19/2007
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word from the Indian, pt 2

400 years ago

I looked at myself in the fire. I was burning, my whole body smoking. The sweet smell of old leaves from the flowers of the earth filled me up. Like stars falling to the earth, my flames fell all around my body, the smoke reaching not to the sky but down, down the long path, the shining path, a trail, a safe opening. It was like hiding in the wings of the Eagle. His feathers were nearby. The Old Men held my body and the fires burning inside my soul made me smoke and the smoke of my soul touched these Old Ones, this smoke made them sing, they sang about the smoke. They said they remembered everything. Someone told me my name. They called me Sacred Pipe and their words were so soft that I wept and the world around me became all wet and great clouds floated up into the sky only to become water and come falling down again.

400 years ago

I was awake again. Stillness. Silence. To the left of me there was a young boy singing. To the right of me there was a young woman with a beautiful flower from which was coming music

Awareness. Native American Awareness Month. Awareness.

What were you doing 400 years ago?

Turtle Heart, Ojibway
aka Dog Soldier

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:43 PM on 11/19/2007
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a word from the indians (pt1)
I am an American Indian....

400 years

My birthday was 400 years ago. I was born along an ancient river. The water looked like diamonds as the light from the sky kissed my belly, floating in the river. I was a little otter at that time. Sometimes I could hear the old drums. Some of the other sounds I could hear was the sound of so many feet, feet moving to sound, feet moving through time, feet covered with the dust of the earth. I think they were dancing on the earth, following the flowing river as it carried me along through blue skys and winds filled with songs that seemed to come from far away. Yes, songs from the birds, from the wind in the trees, from all around the old drums. The old drums sounded like my heart sometimes. I would sleep with that feeling.

400 years

Dreaming. In my Dreams I was a man, running with long hair, running and singing, my heart full of the life inside this mystery of my dream. I was everywhere (around myself). I remembered the taste of my woman, the taste of her sacred water, the taste of her belly and all the light inside her mind. Yes, running, running up the mountain of my joy, my sacred earth, with the yes of the Old Ones watching me, guiding me, teaching me with their sacred silence, filling me up. On and on I ran as a man, blood pouring from the wounds of the iron axe, pulsing blood freed from my soul by the iron bullets which exploded like thunder inside my body as I ran, feeling the beauty way as I watched their screaming faces becomes the masks of time, the masks they say which were carried across the great water 400 years ago. Most of us died.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:41 PM on 11/19/2007
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Kilmeade has no freaking eyebrows!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:41 PM on 11/19/2007

The Pilgrims robbed Wampanoag Indian graves at Corn Hill and stole as much of the Indians' winter provisions of corn and beans as they were able to carry.

Also did you know that the first official "Day of Thanksgiving" was proclaimed in 1637 by Governor Winthrop to celebrate the safe return of people from the Massachusetts Bay Colony who had gone to Mystic, Connecticut to participate in the massacre of over 700 Pequot women, children, and men?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:31 PM on 11/19/2007
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