A Fox And Friends Thanksgiving: Kilmeade On "The Good Indians"

In just a few short days, America will observe Thanksgiving, a celebration of the most successful border incursion by illegal immigrants in the history of North America, where pilgrims from fancy-pants Europe came to America to perform all of the work that the Native Americans weren't willing to do, like give each other smallpox and kill off their own culture. It's a day for Americans to gather, typically on the New Jersey Turnpike, and give an annual boost to all the people who foolishly thought they'd get rich making cranberry sauce.

By and large, this is a holiday that most Americans seem to have down, but Fox and Friends' Brian Kilmeade still doesn't think we know the true meaning of Thansgiving - and so he took to the airwaves today to tell the world about how the Pilgrims signed a "peace agreement" with "his favorite Indians." He seems to think that those Indians were something called the "Okawi" (they weren't: they were Wampanoag, also known as Patuxet), but that's beside the point. They were "the good Indians," Kilmeade says.

Yes. That's right. The "good" Indians. Wonder what they're thankful for this holiday season?

Comments

[MajorKong]

I recall a comedy bit from Chris Rock that went something like:

Suppose I'm "exploring" your neighborhood and I "discover" your house and decide to "colonize" it. Of course, I have to kill you and your family because you're all savages. See, I'm not a burglar I'm a pioneer.

[clumberfeet]

The 'good Indians', not the insurgents that want to throw the white men out of their country.

[957]

Folks this guy is the real deal, a first class idiot that only fox viewers can love, why he is still on tv is beyond me , what he said about "native americans" (not "indians" as he put it)) should mean this smart ass should be thrown off tv, he's worse than Imus.

[Ides]

As a man of Native American descent, I am always amazed at the funhouse mirror to white liberal guilt -- white conservative denial. Not only do I have to deal with the half-truths I was taught in school, I have to deal with the lies of people who lived and loved those half-truths to solidify their personal identity to this day.

[hootie1fan]

Since when has anybody at Fox News (or NewsCorp for that matter) ever been worried about research and fact checking?

Or facts for that matter?

[Kenny2k]

Is it any wonder why Fox news has become the idiots of the media.
"The good Indians"? As opposed to what, the bad indians. This guy is a joke. As are his viewers. He claims he received email stating people don't even know what Thanksgiving is about. "God bless stupid America"

[Fez]

I have lived and worked with "good" Indians for 8 years. The only question I have is, "Where are the 'good' white people?" Because the ones here now are knuckle-dragging, inbred, drooling, half-bright racists who have managed to despoil a pristine continent in about 500 years. So have that third piece of pie and sink into your L-tryptophan stupor, whitey.

[rich3324]

Maybe he meant the good indians are the dead indians.

[whitewaterwillie]

Hilarious. So who were the good Europeans?

[BushBites]

That Kilmeade guy never disappoints, does he?

He's dumber than the horse-faced blonde guy, who I suspect is really Ann Coulter.

[Rand]

Hardly surprising, considering the source!

[CheGuevara1]

Sickening.