"Lust, Caution" Spreads Virus, Doctors Warn Viewers About Mimicking Positions

Reuters   |   November 19, 2007 08:33 AM


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A Chinese anti-virus company has warned against free downloads of Ang Lee's steamy spy thriller, "Lust, Caution", saying several hundred sites offering the service were embedded with viruses.

And Chinese doctors have warned moviegoers not to try some of the more ambitious sexual positions featured in the uncut version of the film.

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- MikeDu See Profile I'm a Fan of MikeDu

When was the last time you saw a properly 'sexy' movie out of the U.S.? I mean 'sexy' without also being neurotic? 'American Beauty' and 'Little Children' were both suicidally depressing, and let's not even mention the narcissistic 'Brown Bunny'. Foreign films are more sexual because that's a market niche the U.S. is scared to death to touch. The closest we get to mainstream cinema sex is a digital Angelina with the nipples not rendered

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:21 PM on 11/20/2007
- slobone See Profile I'm a Fan of slobone

If you're going to trumpet a headline with "Doctors warn" etc, shouldn't you tell us what the positions are so we don't endanger our health by trying them? In detail, with pictures? Come on, Reuters, do some investigative reporting...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:53 PM on 11/19/2007
- ceasenake See Profile I'm a Fan of ceasenake

You'll twist your fortune cookie.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:23 PM on 11/19/2007
- riverroad See Profile I'm a Fan of riverroad

After viewing some contemporary pornography recently (a DVD called "Britney Rears") I really felt sorry for young women. No matter how long the "sl*ts" (that's what they were called) pumped on the man, he wouldn't cum. They provided him piston-like action with their mouths, bounced up and down facing him on his lap, and pumped him while in a face-up position as he lay on his back, all to no avail.

Amid all the pumping you'd occasionally see a penis oozing white semen that would then be spattered on the women's faces. Yet the erection would never subside, and immediately afterward, the pumping would resume.

When guys finish watching the DVD and request the same services from their girlfriends or wives, they may be disappointed to hear the proverbial, "Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache!"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:51 PM on 11/19/2007
- MikeStrong See Profile I'm a Fan of MikeStrong

If nothing else this will really sell the movie. Maybe they can get extra money with ads for the drug which may cause that four-hour erection warning on the TV commercials (you know, supposedly warning against possible adverse uppity problems of taking the drug).
Yet another LOL.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:35 PM on 11/19/2007
- amanda85 See Profile I'm a Fan of amanda85

I saw the movie, IMHO it was very good but not really excellent. The cinematography was top-notch, the historical setting fairly accurate (though fastidious historians can always find little inconsistencies here and there :) ), the acting generally more than competent (the two leads are outstanding BTW), but the script was somehow lacking and generally predictable. I thought the sex scenes were not gratuitous at all but an important component of the story (just like in Brokeback Mountain, although obviously there is a great deal more here), instrumental in the protagonist's change of heart that will eventually lead to her demise (oops, sorry for the spoiler. :) ) The sex was more anxious, highly emotional and neurotic than...sexy. And yes, the aerobatics are a big turnoff, unless you're really kinky. :) Voyeurs beware! This is a movie for the indie/foreign movie buffs, it's not pornography.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:02 PM on 11/19/2007
- WARisEVIL See Profile I'm a Fan of WARisEVIL

Very few American men and women can actually see their own private regions, much less do some acrobatic kama sutra stuff. Except perhaps the old standby have her sit on your face and suffocate you.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:14 PM on 11/19/2007
- dora_rice See Profile I'm a Fan of dora_rice

maybe we can't accomplish the positions perfectly , but we sure as hell have fun trying ...lololol

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:05 PM on 11/19/2007
- Ginzaman See Profile I'm a Fan of Ginzaman

Just when I was getting over gettign ripped off by Angelina's nude virus, now THIS? Also, maybe thes doctors are just jealous because they couldn't do these positions themselves?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:32 AM on 11/19/2007
- HatingTheGame See Profile I'm a Fan of HatingTheGame

Classic! This would be so much better than the fake breasted "sportscaster" chicks that the Americans are pushing.

No wonder these guys are going to rip us a new one in the 21st century -- look at all the ways they can fuck someone!

Empire of the Sex...

LOL

From article:

"Chinese doctors warned moviegoers not to try some of the more acrobatic positions featured in the uncut movie, according to a report posted on Xinhuanet (www.xinhuanet.com), a news portal for the official Xinhua news agency.

"Most of the sexual maneuvers in 'Lust, Caution' are in abnormal body positions," the report quoted Yu Zao, a deputy director at a women's hospital in southern Guangdong province, as saying.

"Only women with comparatively flexible bodies that have gymnastics or yoga experience are able to perform them. For average people to blindly copy them could lead to unnecessary physical harm," Yu said."

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:58 AM on 11/19/2007
- CammyV See Profile I'm a Fan of CammyV

Sounds like you need antibiotics before you watch this film.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:55 AM on 11/19/2007
- HatingTheGame See Profile I'm a Fan of HatingTheGame

"...not to try some of the more ambitious sexual positions featured in the uncut version of the film.
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So, are they telling us that being cut is cleaner? My sense is if you wash properly, you don't have to be worried about being uncut, and the pleasure is so much greater!

LOL

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:54 AM on 11/19/2007
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