I won't be watching so would someone let me know if the camera should accidentally pull back and let us all see just whose hands are putting these two polyester-puppets through their motions?

I can't wait til he throws it down with Kukla, Fran, and Ollie

At least O'Reilly's staying topical (haw). I've got adult coworkers who don't know the pupet because they were born after Alf went off the air.

Next guest on O'Reilly : Gidget the Chihuahua or Larry the cow.

Who is still watching Bill O? Keith Olbermann is on the same time as the falafel man ... no brainer in my time zone ... Keith Olbermann is the one to watch. Usually, Bill O winds up on Keith's "Worse Person in The World" segment.

And all this aside... Who's writing this? Are they a WGA member?

The difference between O'Reilly and Alf? One is a soulless, brainless, puppet who works best with somebody's hand up his ass. The other hosts the O'Reilly Factor on Fox News.

If O'LIElly's had any nads at all, he'd debate Insult, the Comedy Dog...now THAT I would watch!

The only difference between Alf and Al Gore is...

Alf is a brainless puppet with no soul...and...

Gore is a brainless puppet with no soul that uses democrat talking points.

finally a fair and balanced meeting of the minds: billO and cotton batting.

I HEAR ALF IS GETTING...

10-1 odds in his favor....

ALF will be the sure winner of any debate with bo.

One is a stuffed puppet, the other is...Alf. ;)

Originally O'Reilly wanted to have, Madam, formally of Wayland and Madam, on his show to debate with, but Madam declined stating that O'Reilly was too much of a leacher to be alone in a room with.

Bill O likes puppets, most of the time-on his own hands, but he will indulge someone else's hands in a puppet. His preference is getting a backrub from a puppet in a shower. A soggy Alf would do just fine. Bill also likes photography, phone sex, and long walks along the beach, followed by backrubs. Jack Out.