the only crime is that we are not enjoying this story on the stage of SNL and Daily Show

Google up an image of Simon Bar Sinister of Underdog fame. Tell me that isn't the twin brother of Rudy Bar Sinister.

I can't see myself ever voting for a rethug let alone a womanizing version of Colonel Klink without the monocle.

Lord and Lady Douchebag!

This "joker" gets funnier every day.

She's had a bad eye job.....
Helonias Monk, how about laying off the bible for a day or two? Go to a 12 step program, whatever it takes. Give it a rest--not everyone here thinks that book is relevant. I mean holy cow, they even update the vehicle code book once in a while, why don't you try living in this century? Ever notice that people who shove their religion down your throat NEVER want to hear about yours? Jeebus H.

Seems that the more Rudy opens his mouth...the more of his corrupt tendencies and his buffoonery seem to get out. He keeps going in circles in his rudderless ship and his best bet is to pack it in and go home before he embarrases himself and his family anymore. The Whitehouse is not for him, or others like him.

I wonder if Rudy has any dark nights of the soul pondering that if he stayed with his wife and kids and didn't succumb to the tramp, he would have had a real shot at the presidency.

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,
In the lane, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight.
Walking in a winter wonderland.

Did anyone bother to correct the spokesman who said the protection was only for Mrs. Guiliani. She wasn't Mrs. Guiliani she was a Floozy he was shtupping No one objected to security for Mrs. Guiliani she was living in Gracie mansion with his kids. Judy was just a homewrecker of biblical proportions!!

Where I come from a woman who sleeps with a married man is called a whore.Judy Nathan is a whore.Rudy and Judy are both a couple of scumbags and these revelations are just the tip of the iceberg,he will never be president.

Exactly what did Rudy do for Judith, someone else protects her, chaufers her, walks her dog, and gives her friends rides too. I'm waiting to hear Rudy hired Kerick to satisfy Judith....delagate, delagate, delagate.

Oh! let's see- mistresses, wives, wives mistresses,; let's redefine this family values crowd offered up--

Rudy's softer side:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT-ouQPgMmI

I wonder who the Fed's are chauffeuring around now. Who is his current mistress?

I heard his relationship with Judith is beginning to wear a little thin these days....
A great candidate for those so called "value voters"....