Dear Kim,

Your country and mine don't have an extradition treaty. Can I move in?

how much do you wanna bet that Kim Jong-Il will auction off the letter on ebay?

you know North Korea needs the money ...

Bush always tries to jump in on the tail end!

Ambassador Hill says things are going as planned! Bush & Rice say, not fast enough! They want you to think that Bush needs to step in personally to solve the issue!

What a complete joke! In related news, the Oscar Nominations come out January 22nd.

Did bush actually have any ideas worth putting down on paper? Is bush capable of writing any ideas he may have? I'd sooner bet that the envelope contained a blank sheet of paper, or maybe...I'm the Decider. I am deciding.

Well this certainly is shocking.

http://www.ocweekly.com/news/news/nielsens-plea-deal/28158/


Not.

Thanks a lot betty. Now there's troll excrement all over the thread and for nothing as usual.

All the other world leaders left them out of the "secret santa" name drawing so they decided to pick gifts for each other, how sweet...

Dear Kim,
ah know we've had our diffinces in th' past, but dammit ya had to know i respected the way ya enslaved folks. i'm writin' t' suggest 'n exchange program. you ain't been at war now since we beat ya back t' th' parralellogram, separatin' ya from them other coreeans, so i wuz thinkin' ya could probly use some torture instructors over there. i got some good ol' boys from my blackwater outfit. in exchange ya could send me some a yorrr sargeants t' show my slaves how t' goosestep.
Love,
George W.

Did he write the letter in crayon all by himself?

For repugs.

History starts at St Ronnie.

They created a fantasy there as well.

Alot of the libs that post here are gay and yet they depict America as worse than North Korea and Iran, even calling them democracies. Thank God President Bush is standing up for gay rights in those countries.

Maybe Chimp wrote Kim to ask for help honing his Fascism/oppression skills.

Although he's doing pretty well on his own.

Bareflaw, your freind betty is misinformed it seems. He wants all of us commies to give kudos to the Resident on his tough actions that caused Iran to drop any hopes of having a nukular program back in 2003.

Please remind him, as you reminded us, how the NIE report was wrong, or "horse hokie" as you put it. He seems to be behind in his talking points and that's highly unusual for him.

Dear Kim,
I've been tryin' my damnedest to make life miserable for my countryman, and I think I've done real good at it, more even than my dad or the other all-for-the-rich presidents we've had in the last quarter of a century, but I know that you are the master of misery (though I score higher on creating trouble around the world---ya gotta gimme that), so I was a-wonderin' if you'd give me some pointers on how to make folks miserable without worrying about 'em startin' one a them damn revolutions. Any advice?
George W.

Republicans

Dissappeared with Nixon.

Repugs

St Ronnies voodoonomics codex in one hand a bible in the other, and cash in the thong.