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The Gift That Keeps On Giving: No Press Secretary Left Behind

December 9, 2007 03:57 PM


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Like Dana Perino, I was seven years old during the Carter administration. And back then, I hardly had an encyclopedic knowledge of world history. Frankly, I don't now. But, I know a little bit, and one of the things I know is that if you were seven during the Carter administration, and are currently serving as White House Press Secretary, it should not be possible for you to tell the story Perino told on this weekend's episode of "Wait...Wait...Don't Tell Me" on NPR.

I had a situation the other day when they said President Putin said that our missile defense program was like the Cuban Missile Crisis. And so I got asked about the Cuban Missile Crisis and I was panicked a little bit because I really know nothing about the Cuban Missile Crisis...I came home and I asked my husband...wasn't that like, the Bay Of Pigs thing? And he said, "Oh, Dana."

Rarely is it asked, "Is our press secretary learning?" Probably because we don't want to know the answer.

To hear Perino in the segment entitled "Not My Job," click here.

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The Cuban Missile Crisis happened in 1962 when John Kennedy was president.

My impression is that Jason Linkins, and several of the posters here, know nothing about the Cuban Missile Crisis. He seems to think it has something to do with the Carter administration when he was seven years old.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:51 AM on 12/10/2007
- pizzmoe I'm a Fan of pizzmoe 20 fans permalink

Does Bush know anything about the Cuban missile crisis?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:51 AM on 12/10/2007

Her excuse is she works for the dumbest President ever, and unless someone else prepared some talking points for him he probably couldn't tell you about the Cuban missle crisis.

Remember, GW Bush's readings are pretty much limited to books such as "My Pet Goat".

JOHN EDWARDS IN '08 (the republiCONS worst nightmare)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:15 AM on 12/10/2007
- Mike169 I'm a Fan of Mike169 50 fans permalink
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Inasmuch as the Cuban Missile Crisis nearly put an end to life as we know you would think that she'd know something about it. The level of "excellence" of this administration is such that "excellence" is never much mentioned when discussing appointments of this administration. Jesus H. Christ!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:10 AM on 12/10/2007

Had to ask her hubby .....dont they have google and the internets at the white house? A perfect example of what American education has become.....do your homework dont cuss the teacher pass the test go through the motions like a good little drone dont make waves.....who cares if you actually learn anything?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:39 AM on 12/10/2007

Her excuse is that she is a blonde bimbo repuke!! she had to go home and ask her husband like any good repuke stepford wife because THE BIMBO CANT THINK FOR HERSELF!!

Thats how she wound up as press secretary for the dumbest prez the usa has ever had!! Thinking nor required for the job; just the ability to lie with a straight face!

When dana the dumb blonde cant take any more and resigns so that she can "spend more time with her family", her replacement will probably be another blonde bimbo, elizabeth hasselbeck.

As for her condescending comments to Helen Thomas; why didnt Helen's so-called colleagues call the bimbo on it?? They should have all stood up and walked out. Shame on them for being such cowards and pussies!!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:53 AM on 12/10/2007

Where was HELEN THOMAS when the Cuban missile crisis happened? AND Dana Perino (or is it Perrino?) has the nerve to tell helen that she is sitting in the front row because her colleagues have given her a seat of honor in the front row and then go on to belittle Helen because she is asking the questions that need to be asked?
oh puhleeeze Dana Perrino ... Helen Thomas is seated in the front row because her hard work earned her that place and her colleagues recognize it... AND !!!!!! Helen Thomas could teach you a thing or two. Next time you need to ask a question, ask her. She could really teach you some of the things you are needed to know!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:23 AM on 12/10/2007
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A perfect conservative Republican female. Cute in a blondish, brittle kind of way, not too well-informed, not too curious and definitely not too independent.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:32 AM on 12/10/2007
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Oh, puhleeez! She didn't get the job because she had brains -- NO ONE in this regime has their job due to intelligence. In fact, the opposite is true -- they got the job because they LACKED intelligence -- and they have an orgasm everytime George's name is even mentioned.

Perino thinks she's just tooo fuckin' cute when she tries that fake, "Gee, I dunno know, I was too young back then," number.

Gimme a fuckin' break!! Dana, hellllllooooooo! They invented SCHOOLS and BOOKS to teach people about things that happened before they were born. Check it out sometime. Oh, wait! Your boss doesn't believe in those things, does he? Never mind.

Oh, well, guess you'll just have to try and get by on your looks, 'cause it ain't never gonna happen with your acting skills!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:50 AM on 12/10/2007

Come on! I wasn't even born at the time, but I went to college, heck, even highschool. History 101 is usually mandatory! Another Harvard legacy?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:55 AM on 12/10/2007
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Ms. Perino obviously didn't get the job because of her ability to see the events of the present day in a wider, more historical context. She got the job because she could get the message right, and deliver it with accuracy and predictability. Her superiors don't want her to know anything. They just want her to project an image that's advantageous to them.

So, please, Press Corps. Go easy on her. She's just an uneducated little thing who's trying to make a living being cute and schoolmarmish. That's her role, and that's who she is.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:58 AM on 12/10/2007
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I don't see how just because Ms. Perino was eight at the time, she didn't later look back into the hostage crisis out of curiosity or interest. It has shaped our relationship with the Iranians for the last thirty years. How does someone willfully run away from all knowledge and information their entire lives? Bush has found a true kindred spirit in this banal press secretary.

Does democracy connote the freedom to choose to be uninformed or largely ignorant? It seems so.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:20 AM on 12/10/2007
- realpolitic I'm a Fan of realpolitic 159 fans permalink

Bush found a press secretary as fatuous as he.

Soon the country will be run entirely by morons. Someone save us from ourselves!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:04 AM on 12/10/2007
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I was 14 at the time of the crisis and also from Wyoming. I remember the drills very clearly. One had us run home as fast as we could as if that would have done any good as my home was Cheyenne surrounded by IBCM silos commanded from FE Warren AFB. I made it home fairly quickly but my mother asked, "Would you have been faster if the devil was right behind you?" My parents were scared!

Bimbo P doesn't have a clue!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:52 PM on 12/09/2007

Incredible that a nation such as ours would have a moron such as Ms. Perino.

Apparently no one else will take the job.

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    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:26 PM on 12/09/2007
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