Talking Jesus Action Figure Sells Out At Walmart

Consumerist:

If you were planning on getting a Talking Jesus Action Figure this Christmas (or whatever) you're almost out of luck. Walmart has completely sold out of the toy and Target.com has "very limited supply," according to the manufacturer's spokesperson, Joshua Livingston.

"We feel blessed that the toys are now in the hands of thousands of children, teaching them the word of God. We knew that the toys would make great Christmas gifts, but to see them sell so well before the Christmas buying season begins proves that parents want alternatives in the toy aisle," says Livingston.

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[wadenelson1]

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I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I've get my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the needles beneath the tree

Graven images and angry weasels
Are no match for my Wal-Mart Jesus
Casting out the demons from you and me

Sinning's fun and there is no evil
In White House so believe the people
Of the Grand Ole Party the GOP

We killed a Million Iraqi civilians
In His name to stop that Allah who's evil
Now I worship my plastic jesus Amen!