03/28/2008 02:45 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Stairway To Heaven Now Requires Installation Of Electric Stair Climber

Last night's gigantic and hugely successful Led Zeppelin reunion concert at London's O2 arena marked the first time since 1980 that every stoner's favorite band took the stage for a full show. During their last major tour Jimmy Carter was in office, and snorting blow was almost as hilarious as getting a rim job from a 14-year-old girl.

Sure, the song may remain the same (as the current Led Zeppelin set list indicates) but what about the times? More ...