O'Reilly Declares Victory Over The "Taliban-Like Oppression" Of Christmas

On "The O'Reilly Factor" last night, Bill O'Reilly — who boasts that he's leading the fight against the secular progressive "War On Christmas" (and who one columnist dubbed as leading the "crusaders for creches" ) — declared victory over the "Taliban-like oppression" of Christmas.

Because Bill O'Reilly saved Christmas, "all over the country, the sights and sounds of Christmas are on display. Few department stores are telling employees not to say, 'Merry Christmas.'"

And to those of you who think religion has no place in the public square, Christmas Crusader O'Reilly has seven words for you: "Joseph Stalin, Mao, and Fidel salute you!"

Watch:

On "The O'Reilly Factor" last night, Christmas Crusader Bill declared victory of the secular progressives who tried to declare a War On Christmas. He called this war a "Taliban-like oppression." http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1336660339http://www.brightcove.com/channel.jsp?channel=1178199204

From Fox News Channel, 12/13

Comments

[sassafra]

i get visions of billo sitting by a festivus pole, giggling and drooling a bit while sticking pins in an olbermann doll.

[BWonka]

Happy Holidays, Bill...

Congrats on winning a war that never exsisted.

[roger3815]

Thank the invisible sky god! Now maybe he will STFU about it!

[loki]

So religious icons like Santa, Rudolph and Christmas Trees can once again rule throughout the land. Oh how the Lord must be please , that corporate Christmas is once again the focus of this such hollyest of days.

[Marrob]

Please go away you pervert.

[humuhumunukunukuapuaa]

Fine. Will he shut the hell up now? One could only hope, that would be the greatest Christmas miracle of all.

Aloha.

[totalliberal]

MPffff!

(The sound of water spraying out of my mouth.)

[Cunningham]

HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE, BILLO!

[BrokenMirror]

Leave it to a neocon to declare victory in a war that never really existed. It's the only way they can "win."

[Adjuster]

Happy Holidays to all.


And that includes a pleasent Festivus.

[yesyesyes]

Good. Maybe he'll stop talking about it now. Seasons Greetings everyone!

[foghornleghorny]

"seculars don't care about Christmas" -

Bull - I like gifts just as much as the next person, Billo!