Is falafel combustible?

Did FEMA respond promptly to this horrible disaster?

Murdochs head exploded, when he found out the money the Paul campaign took in on 1 day of fund raising..

This was playing on his big screen when they brought him the note which read:

Pauls 1 day haul totaled at 6 million, smashing all other 1 day totals in history!

Murdoch had this tivo-ed, and was watching the broadcast when he got the note.

http://maddmoney.blogspot.com/2007/12/interview-with-presidential-candidate.html

"ACHTUNG!! NO NEED FOR PANIC, PEOPLE! NOTHING BUT O'REILLY'S OVERLOADED DIAPER BLOWING OUT!"

"Back to verk...and tell somebody to get the janitorial crew in here, ASAP!".

Well I can tell you this, if it's the work Al Qasadia, the people of San Francisco aren't going to lift a finger to help.

Well deserved jokes aside - I do hope everyone is okay.
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... Bill O'Reilly was seen fleeing the building with a flaming loofah on one hand. One female intern suffered first degree burns ...

Sorry to hear about this.

I'm sure there are a few good people working there behind the cameras.

My prayers go out to them.

I think they've finally seen Rudy's polling numbers.

An explosion in a cooling system? Oh I severely hope that the cores of the nuclear-powered egos there aren't going to go supercritical ad detonate!

Are loofahs explosive???

Methane from all the bullshit.

O'reilly's pantyhose fell from the fireplace.

The nicest things happen to the nicest people!

If this isn't proof that the Iranians are building a nuke, then I do not know what is!