News Corp Explosion: CNN Reacts

CNN clamored into breaking news mode over reports of an explosion at the News Corp headquarters in New York this morning. At first CNN thought Fox News was the target of the attack. Fox News is based in News Corp's Broadway headquarters.

CNN dropped the breaking banner when one of their producers reported, "there are about 100 people outside waiting to go into their offices...but no stretchers with people on them." And while the producer was describing how Fox News wasn't destroyed, CNN anchor Heidi Collins couldn't resist blurting out, "Oh!" Next time the control room producers need to cut her microphone!

Comments

[Nitehawk]

Quick, where was Bill O'Reilly and his magic falafal machine?

[gappytoofcondi]

Roger Ailes- (Monsuier Creosole) must have finished his mint- it was waffle thin!

[Maxbyte]

Well, sounds like the Wall Street Journal will be back on the auction block tomorrow.

[Grannysue]

I hear Rudy has his protective mask on and him and Judy are on their way! Mitt is going to call Bishop Hinckley and ask him what to do, McCain has already asked that a WAR resolution be drafted against whom ever did this, Huck said he's going to pray and ask for wisdom, Thompson said he's so happy he has his trophy wife to help him get through this, Hillary called Bill to ask if she should issue a statement, Ron Paul said he will arrest anyone who didn't follow the Constitution in doing this, and Bush and Cheney are in an "unkown" location deciding if they can prove Iran had anything to do with the attack! One can only hope that O'Really and Hannity weren't in the bathroom toe tapping when the exlosion occured!
Rupert said this is a good business move, now he can enlarge the building.

[Revolutionary56]

What I meant to say is....Santa, that would be the BEST present ever!!!!!!

[PeacefullyYours]

Oh, those floors are mechanical rooms? Thats why there were no... or very few injuries.

I can barely hear the audio with my volume all the way up.

[PeacefullyYours]

At the very end she says the evacuated floors dont have ANY Fox employees at all.

Who IS on the 42 through 45 floors?

[Libsrule]

I thought maybe falefal boys head had exploded finally after having KO show him just how damned dumb he is.

[joeycollins]

CNN just got the word "explosion" confused with the word "implosion."

CNN could report: "There has been an implosion at Fox News" every time BillO goes off on one of his insane rants.

& CNN would be accurate every time.

[Revolutionary56]

Santa, that would be the present ever...........

[2008WakingFromaNightmare]

So.... O'lieley either farted or burped -- as they smell the same coming out of either direction, further investigation is needed.

[BobbyJoe]

Looks like that whole "War on Christmas" thing is getting out of hand.

[chrispychilla28]

Fox News being destroyed is one of the best things that could happen. Of course, I don’t want to see anyone harmed. My bet is that this explosion has nothing to do with terrorism, etc. Probably some sort of water cooler malfunction, but you can be sure Fox News will delay the actually explanation as long as possible.

[PeacefullyYours]

Did it happen or didnt it?

Methane fumes references begin in 5....4....3....2...

[foolishjac]

note to Fake News, this is what happens when Sean Hannity is allowed to eat bean dip.