Campaign AdWatch: McCain's Christmas Message, Now 50% More Crucifixiony!
Hey America! Have you opened your Christmas card from John McCain, yet? If not, then: SPOILER ALERT! McCain's message to the nation this Christmas is basically, "Oh, hi! Say, did you ever spend a Christmas getting tortured by the Viet Cong? No? Wow, must be nice!" Then he totally burns Mike Huckabee by saying, "I'll see your subliminal floating bookcase cross and raise you an actual cross, drawn in the dirt."
The best thing about all this religiosity in the campaign ads this season, is that even if the Bush administration orders the C.I.A. to destroy the tapes of the crucifixion, all these candidates will be around to keep reminding us about it. Merry Christmas!



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December 20, 2007 05:32 PM