Perhaps he got near too many hog lots or Concentrated Animal Feeding Operations. They produce enormous amounts of toxic gases and these farm states don't regulate them in the name of stimulating the economy. Seriously, people around here get those "mysterious" headaches frequently. They have asthma attacks frequently and now United Health has send out a giant booklet about when we are not supposed to go to the ER and guess what is in it.

His headache is no mystery, it's from sucking all the time, the pressure is more than anyone could endure and "his batshitness" is a blood sucking expert at sucking. Too bad there's no real advantage to sucking but he's excellent at being repulsive and disgusting. But the headache it's normal for one as grand as batshit, he's a professional after all.

All the philandering the Rudster has engaged in it's hard to say,or maybe he is hoping for the sympathy bump in the polls from a mystery(hypochondriac) illness. Watch the msm play this up for Rudy's benefit.

Damn, the Grim Reaper missed again!

This is called "karma". By thinking such ridiculous, anti-American thoughts, Giuliani has compromised his own health.

Giuliani is unfit for duty - we must do better.

TIA seems plausible

Fish Lips looks terrible.
He looks quite a bit sicker then a headache. The pressure of the presidency would obviously snap this man, and ringer him but good...
He would definitely run for the same bubble Bush lives in, and do his best to hide himself away and make sure the press is kept stupid, like Rove has been so good at doing..
He hopes.

As the little kid said in Kindergarten Cop, "Maybe it's a tumor."

Hey Rudy... Way to utterly fil to defuse this issue, or portray yourself as someone who shoots striaght with the voters.

Fire your campaign managers.

Judith is one of those doting mothers.

Then again, it's a perfect setup to quit as the pressure builds.

How long does it take to work on the spin for 'the flu'? Is THIS the kind of presidency he would offer?

I wonder if he had to meet a deductible.

Pat Robertson is not buying the headache excuse.

He had a stroke.

Welcome back, Rooty. We knew you'd pull through.

The advances in treatment have really made the clap a manageable condition these days.