Too short. What about those accessories? Totes (http://www.popwuping.com/stuff/bags/tote-bag/) - handmade (http://www.etsy.com) ?

Where are the rest of the photos? I have no idea what those clever sneakers look like.

Kate Moss invented bangs?

Seriously, is there anything dumber than fashion writing?

Women are the biggest consumers of stuff roaming the planet. Their insatiable need-addiction to have to have stuff they don't need is actually quite astounding.

why does this even matter

Oh, come on. Some of us moms have really long waists. Really really long waists and even with high-waisted pants have plenty of waist to spare. Please leave us our mom pants.

Those Balenciaga "sneaker" shoes are described as "a little nuts" and having heels that are "workable and distinctive." OK...

That description must have been written by a male who never tried to walk around in heels like that. Why is it that women still have to wear high heels that shorten the calf muscles to be in fashion? High heels also make walking on one's toes a necessity, assuming that one can walk at all, instead of just carrying the damn things and wearing them to stand, sit, or walk a few paces. It looks like women are (fashionably!) doing a 20th-century version of foot binding.

If you live long enough,everything you hated or loved will make the rounds again.
When I see bell-bottom trousers now I feel quite ill.
Same with the huge,American football type of shoulder pads.
Looked great on 1940's stars but failed in the 70's and 80's.
The mini skirt revival was also a disaster for many
and still is.

Dita von Teese? Puh-leeze. She's so affected. And she's a stripper. She can call herself a 'burlesque artist' but when it comes right down to it, she takes her clothes off for money. A stripper by any other name...

No, not shoulder pads. We do NOT love shoulder pads. On football and hockey players? Yes. In women's suits? NO. NO. NO.

"We told you there was wide-leg trousers..."

Grammar, grammar, grammar....