Huckabee Books Chuck Norris For Every New Hampshire Event

CBN:

Mike Huckabee just released his scheduele of New Hampshire events and here's the part that is very interesting: Every single one of them is with actor Chuck Norris.

This seems to be a smart marketing move by Huckabee. Follow me here on this. Let's say Huckabee wins Iowa. The media goes ga-ga and Huckabee becomes the feel good story, the miracle worker right?

Read the whole story: CBN

Comments

[mydogshakespeare]

If Huckabee is elected, will Chuck Norris become Secretary of Defense, Director of Homeland Security, or just Minister of Bible Studies in Public Schools and get rich selling more bibles?

[bookish]

That photo reminds me of the old TV show, Hee Haw. Huckabee sure is a strutting rooster when playing to the home folks.

[leftbehind2000]

Why do I think "Madame Tussauds" every time I see a picture of Chuck Norris?

Geez that's creepy.

[GoodwithWood]

Go Here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIwQMBeC2c to watch Chuck get the shit kicked outa him by an atheist.
Then go here to see what you’ll get from a Huckabee President.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlaWbCbZhAA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMjAFcdXqXk

GWW

[LoRiseAntlers]

What's so funny here is that the asshat at CBN honestly thinks that Chuck is cool.

Somebody needs to explain to the Fundies what an internet meme is.

[isis]

Norris was even standing closer to him than his wife last night. Hmmm.

[outnow]

A Bible-beater with an electric guitar and a B-movie Karate beater. This country has become a joke. We have a president who cannot even speak English as well as many who speak English as a second language.

Evangelicals believe that "tax cuts for the wealthy" was the message of Jesus, while the same people endorse torture. I must have misread the Bible because their entire understanding is contrary to the precise words that are written in the Bible. Even Huckabee stated last night that the other Republicans do not understand Christianity.

Did Jesus preach against "liberals?" I have to reread the Bible because I thought Jesus was preaching against torture, the pursuit of wealth and the perpetration of injustices.

"Render unto Caesar what is Caesars," not "grant thee Bush's new 'stimulus package.'"

[ClaudiaJean]

To quote White Goodman, CEO of GloboGym and Captain of the Purple Cobras.... "fuckin' Chuck Norris..."

[SamThornton]

What makes the original post even more hilarious (no pun intended) is that the source is David Brody, Sr. National Correspondent for the Christian Broadcast Network.

I'm imagining that at this very moment, Brody and his fellow Republican Lunatic Fringe Movement members are sitting down at a Power Prayer Brunch. The visiting preacher throws out the first incantation:

"Let us prey."

[seamusnh]

Is Walker Texas Ranger still on? This may play in Iowa, but it is a joke here in NH....

[MancRat]

wow. Two losers for the price of one.

Norris might have been cool 25 years ago, now he just looks like a bar fighting drunk with a bad hair dye

[thetvdecider]

vote for huck or risk getting a roundhouse kick to the head!

[wadenelson1]

Is he going to have the bearded lady and midget too?