Company-Looting CEO Essentially Barred From Having Sex

A high-flying exec accused of stealing $200 million from his body-armor firm was released on bail yesterday in a deal that effectively bars him from having sex.

Gazillionaire David Brooks, 53, posted a $400 million bond so he could live under house arrest at a luxury Manhattan apartment where he will be under 24-hour armed guard.

Federal prosecutor John Martin said the deal, worked out with Brooks' lawyers, "doesn't specifically say" the divorced dad is not allowed to have sex, but its terms effectively prohibit it.

Brooks is barred from being alone with guests who aren't immediate family and from having overnight visitors, court documents say.

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Read more about Brooks' original arrest here.

Comments

[WIpatriot]

Now he can go Cheney himself.

[WilliePilgrim]

Contrast these guys to Rooseveldt's "dollar a year men" and you can see why Bush Crime Family hates anything that leaves the obscene profit margins lagging even in time of war. Think about it and you realize that this guy is a small time operator compared to the big crime family in the oval office...o­h, and if you don't think he can buy off a GS whatever whackenhut nut, you don't know applebutter.

[gcallaghan]

The terms of his release are just to prime him and soften him up for his first nights in prison after he's convicted. By then he'll be so hungry for human contact, the first thing he'll do is drop his pants and grab his ankles without the customary introductory asskicking.

[brooklyncitizen]

"...a supplier of body armor to U.S. soldiers in Iraq, to bankroll a lifestyle that included a $10 million bat mitzvah for his daughter, pricey vacations, fancy jewels and a $194,000 Bentley."

Our tax dollars at work so we won't have to fight them here....wh­ew! so glad we haven't cut and run.

[realitytrumpsbull]

Oh, and one MORE thing: this guy raked it in
from the Iraq war. Essentially, the Public is getting fucked on this whole deal, are the cops headed for Cheney's house next, or YOURS?
Hmmm...

[realitytrumpsbull]

What a great example of corporate-­government­-economic bondage. 400 million dollar bond?
Who's getting screwed, again?

Moral of the story: Don't steal. The government
hates competition.

LOL

[Stretchumall]

Perhaps they don't want him in jail because it was the police he scamed. We all know how vindictive the cops can be.

Got Rope?

[ErnestineBass]

Weaaaall..­.I reckon that's one way to keep him from fucking the stockholders any further...

[gregapress]

Justice has not been served here.

[BC33]

Its says this scumbag will be under 24-hour armed guard. Who will pay for this armed guard, does he pay or the taxpayers?

This slimy bastard is the epitome GREED. he stole millions of dollars that were supposed to be used for body armor for our troops. Hope he rots in jail then burn in hell.

[roald]

When he goes to prison, he can make up for lost time.

[Dendroica]

What, you can't have sex with people who don't stay overnight?

You can have lots of sex without a sleepover.