Ann Coulter And Democrat Boyfriend Call It Quits

New York Magazine/Daily Intelligencer:

Today, "Page Six" reported the demise of the couple of the century, Ann Coulter and Andrew Stein.

Ever since they were first caught swapping spit at Soho House, Coulter and Stein's relationship was one for the ages. As in all great love stories, the two came from different worlds: He was a former City Council president and Democrat, she was the author of, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans. Coulter gave Stein complexity. Stein gave Coulter a soul. Their heady two-and-a-half-month courtship kept us all in thrall. Why couldn't they work it out? "We split because of irreconcilable differences," Stein told the Post. But really -- shouldn't he have known that going in? Who doesn't have irreconcilable differences with Ann Coulter?

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Comments

[nightslider]

the vaginal hard on made spew my tea all over innocent screen,still trying to get off the floor

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha AHAHA AHAHAHA HAHAHA A A

L.M.F.A.O.­W.T.I.M.E'­s

God that was funny

[tonyrich]

The truth is he realized that she is a DRAG QUEEN.

[dax49]

now she can go back to laura ingraham. they can trash hillary clinton while they make love, i heard that gets them both hot

[1will]

I'm afraid that I'm going to have to call bullshit on this story.
I don't believe there are Democratic men that actually like women. He was probaly just her shopping buddy.

[laborgrunt]

Its sad to see such a nice and decent homosexual relationship end up so bad.

[itsnotmyfault]

It turns out that he was turned off when he found out she had a penis...an­d it was larger than his.

[kbird55]

According to her own stated religious beliefs (the ones that all other good Jeezoid women are supposed to follow) she must either be a virgin or off in a trailer somewhere squeezing out future Republicans. If she has had relations while unmarried, isn't she supposed to be stoned to death? Not something I would support for anyone, but if it's in the Bible...

But wasn't she the model for a line of fashionable dolls: the Klaus Barbie?

[truthyguy]

Prior to this did Stein's family know he was gay?

[Ramirez]

The only reasons Ann Coulter is so successful is that she is an educated, intelligence, articulate woman with a killer attitude who is also smoking hot.

[Ray46]

Their Song: "Walk on the Wild Side"

Holly (Ann) came from Miami, F.L.A.
Hitch-hiked her way across the USA
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
She said, Hey honey
Take a walk on the wild side

[crashingtiger]

Yet another coke-fueled relationship comes to an end.

[SEQUOIABISON]

I can just imagine the shock he must have experienced when he finally got her into bed and found out that she/he was really Hannity in drag.

[Superbus]

Why would Ann lower herself for a democrat?

[NYC07]

As my original seems to have disappeared I'll repost:

Top 10 Reasons they broke up:

10. She always wanted to lead when they danced.

9. He was allergic to her aftershave

8. Her stubble made dancing cheek to cheek painful

7.Her constant adjusting herself in public

6. She picked her nose while waiting for the light to change.

5. She would never ask for direction if they got lost.

4. Her insistence on burping the alphabet to amuse friends.

3. The scratching

2. She always had to be on top.

1. Hers was bigger then his.

[NYC07]

Top 10 Reasons they broke up:

10. She always wanted to lead when they danced.

9. Her snoring keep him awake

8. Her stubble made dancing cheek to cheek painful

7. He was allergic to her aftershave

6. She picked her nose while waiting for the light to change.

5. She would never ask for direction if they got lost.

4. Her insistence on burping the alphabet to amuse friends.

3. The scratching

2. She always had to be on top.

1. Hers was bigger then his.