Ann Coulter And Democrat Boyfriend Call It Quits

New York Magazine/Daily Intelligencer:

Today, "Page Six" reported the demise of the couple of the century, Ann Coulter and Andrew Stein.

Ever since they were first caught swapping spit at Soho House, Coulter and Stein's relationship was one for the ages. As in all great love stories, the two came from different worlds: He was a former City Council president and Democrat, she was the author of, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans. Coulter gave Stein complexity. Stein gave Coulter a soul. Their heady two-and-a-half-month courtship kept us all in thrall. Why couldn't they work it out? "We split because of irreconcilable differences," Stein told the Post. But really -- shouldn't he have known that going in? Who doesn't have irreconcilable differences with Ann Coulter?

Read the whole story: New York Magazine/Daily Intelligencer

Comments

[mommadona]

They were doing the "Masochism Tango"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZPX_uoriC4U

ANN: You are..
BOYFRIEND: No, I'm not...
ANN: Yes You ARE...
BOYFRIEND: NO, I am NOT....

He got bored.
Who can blame him.

[VOTER]

"couple of the century"

dating for 2 1/2 months

Too funny! The article failed to mention the
guy was in a coma for the 2 1/2 months or gathering information about Ann The Man as preparation for writing a book called,

ALL ABOUT UGLY ANNE

[way2muchsense]

Well, some people will boink sows and she-asses.

[watchingthings]

Instead of a boyfriend, Anne Coulter should find something that can stand being around her...perhaps a giant Boa Constrictor.

[BlackJAC]

Dum dum dum...da dum-dum da-dum-dah...

And another one gone, and another one gone, and still Ann Coulter wonders why nobody wants their progeny to have her DNA.

[wheelskeepturning]

I can't believe Coulter had a boyfriend or any friend at all. He must have been a spy!

[ParadiseDiva]

At first read of the headline, I thought I'd stumbled onto The Onion....I mean...Coulter, man, democrat, dating ?? Whaaa?

I know it's wrong...but jeez, I've had a good laugh reading the posts so far.

What a perfect comedy storm.

[Xav7]

so -- which one was the guy?

and I hope she wasn't sleeping with him - cuz sex before marriage is a sin and makes a woman a whore (at least it did Princess Diana, according to Ann)

[Tatiner]

Cheap sexist comments aside, I'm floored she's stoop to fuck a Democrat or that he would fuck a storm trooper.

You never can tell.

[NYC07]

"We split because of irreconcilable differences," LOL What differences ? They both left the tolet seat up so what was the problem?

[Libsrule]

I had no idea s/He was dating anyone. I thought mAnn Coultergiest was against gay relationships.

Wonder what changed it's mind? What little there is of it.

[FirstShirt]

If you believe in content analysis you would have to conclude that every man on this post is what the ladies call a hunk and all the ladies are real lookers. What a bunch of liberal, progressive frauds. When the opportunity arises you take the low road and go for looks and use gender, sexist terms and homophobic references to make some kind of adolescent point. How sad you are.

[Witkacy]

An artificial vagina is just as good as a real one--just as long as you don't stare too closely at it!

Ann: You go [clear away], "girl"!

[Bendersky]

Ahhhhhhh--Now's my chance. All you Coulter haters are just jealous of her freedom. Ann? There's just one thing I have to say to you--Bring it on, baby. Bring...it...on!!!

[samuraijack]

I guess when he reached down there and found she had a dick, well, that was that.