Ann Coulter And Democrat Boyfriend Call It Quits

New York Magazine/Daily Intelligencer:

Today, "Page Six" reported the demise of the couple of the century, Ann Coulter and Andrew Stein.

Ever since they were first caught swapping spit at Soho House, Coulter and Stein's relationship was one for the ages. As in all great love stories, the two came from different worlds: He was a former City Council president and Democrat, she was the author of, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans. Coulter gave Stein complexity. Stein gave Coulter a soul. Their heady two-and-a-half-month courtship kept us all in thrall. Why couldn't they work it out? "We split because of irreconcilable differences," Stein told the Post. But really -- shouldn't he have known that going in? Who doesn't have irreconcilable differences with Ann Coulter?

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Comments

[LittleGreenGreaseBalls]

They were both tops and neither would bottom so it's over. Blow jobs can only do so much.

[NYC07]

Mann Coulter calls it quits with her boyfriend ??? So this means she cut off her fingers ?????

[Marrob]

Stein must have found a better looking guy to sleep with and get his freak on.

[CynAnne]

... Apparently, the long-term alcohol fugue Mr. Stein was suffering from dissipated, and he realized just exactly WHAT had been laying in bed next to him all this time (poor fellow may need years of therapy to recover). My sympathies to poor sad lil' Anne-Conda (rofl)..! ;) ...

[bmermaid]

You put an image in my mind of Coulter kissing someone, and now I have to go rinse my brain out with bleach!

[anastasiabeaverhousen]

Some man actually stuck his penis into that thing? That's the big story. Not that they broke up, but that someone actually touched and looked at her without turning into a pillar of salt.

[zendem1]

Well, it's obvious who wore the trousers in that little love fest. Bad deal for Ann. Her book sales are down AND she lost her gal.

[Trollstakeyourmeds]

He couldn't take the fact that her penis was so much bigger than his.

[gappytoofcondi]

Ann would be heartbroken if she had one.

[JScott]

Stein gave Coulter a soul.
Yeah s(he) sucked it right outta him.

Guess he found the bulge between the legs and not just the one on the neck.

[slow2]

Ann Coulter has/had a friend/boyfriend? Surely you jest.

To think that most of us assumed that she/he was a robot, not particularly of either sex, who simply was programmed to shoot to kill -- or at least wound real people. Who knew there might be a RELATIONSHIP?

Not sure that convents or monasteries would accept her/him. Maybe the Marine Corps could make something of her/him; there is that inherent urge to kill a perceived enemy.

Ah the pain of romance, the thrill of the chase, perhaps the muting of a character assassin...

[logicanada]

you can gauge the interest in ann by the number and mood of these replies.

[uglybetty]

I never knew MANN Coulter would even have a BOYfriend !!!

That nasty PIG !!

[kipmartin]

ann coulter walks into a bar. the bartender looks up and says, "Hey Ann...Why the long face?"

i know one should not make fun of those who look strange, but even her horse thinks shes just too 'horse-y'. i guess its difficult to be as tall and masculine as her and pull off the whole transvestite thing convincingly. youd think her alien race had figured out how to fix that.

[bessie1]

Andy must have decided he likes girls.