Well, see, this is what comes of obsessively taking it up the rear for Mitt Romney and the angel Moroni. Couldn't have happened to a nicer loadie-tur­ned-gasbag­. His rectum will probably explode when the Dems take over next year.
I can't wait.

It's because those "rrhoids" had roots deep into his rotted brain.

If Becks Butt surgery can go awry; imagine what can happen to millions of others who go for really serious internal surgery. Heart; Liver, Appendix...and many people also have butts too. Just like Beck. Except that they don't talk from their butts. They have to pay their surgery bills; cause its not covered by Universal Healthcare. Beck and his butt should join with Michael Moore; to help all Americans who will at some time have to deal with the system. For serious surgery and even butt surgery.

If Glen is a recovering alcoholic and/or drug addict he should have discussed that fact with his doctor. The doctor would have cut down on the narcotics.

Obviously Glen Beck has a real problem communicating with people.

How, just how did the surgeons finally detect what was ass and where the rest of his body began?

Seriously, it's all ASS in my opinion.

The suppositories he sucks
to loosen his tongue
are the same things he tucks
up his sick, ailing bum.

The issue from either end
similarly rank,
we wish him a speedy mend.
Conservative crank!

He must have really really good insurance.
My sister fell on hard times and had surgery while on Medicaid. She awoke from the anesthesia while they were still working on her, screamed and cried for the medical team to put her back out and the team said they had already given her the required amount of anesthesia!!

Clarification -- surgery was to surgically remove his head from his ass -- in order to do that, they needed to simultaneously shrink his head, and widen his ass -- until he looked and sounded like Rush Limbaugh -- then they yanked, and out it came.

Unfortunately, it still looks, sounds, and stinks the same. Perfect for idiot Americans who think they're educated, think those that are really educated as stupid elitist, and take themselves way to seriously. It would be amusing if it weren't so fucking dangerous for the rest of the world...these rabid Americans.

glen, babe. Obviously, you have mistaken us for someone who gives a flying fuck about you...

As we've all seen when it comes to Republicans, conservatives and fundamentalists in whatever category they get into trouble, there are always multiple offenders. Multiple gay men's room encounters, multiple hooker afficianadoes, numerous congressional scandals, massive violations of the constitution and now suddenly a possible clue, a lead. Something the faltering media and punditocracy should responsibly look into. Glenn Beck's anal hemerrhoid surgery and Rush Limbaugh's military exclusionary anal cyst, related? is there a connection? Modern medicine should help the Center for Disease Control evaluate whether their assholes give us clues about these assholes. The federal government could examine all registered Republican's medical records and be able to tell the country just how pervasive these toxic republican butt problems are and the extent of their role in poisoning the national health.

When, dear God, is CNN going to surgically remove this ass from the teevee?

Don't be too rough with Beck. He's a good guy over all despite all the political disagreements you may have with him.

Check out this recent clip, it is about 1000 times more important than the butt surgery clip HP has desided to stoop to the level of broadcasting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-16u9x3tfE

Both the patient and the gerbil are now doing just fine.

..can Glenn Beck prove to me that his post-surgery video was not shot by terrorrists?...

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What I don't understand is why he made this public. The video is ridiculas and the followup from Beck is even more so. I don't understand why he had his wife on one of the morning shows the next day. Is nothing private anymore and does he really think people care?