Tom Cruise In Scientology Video: "We Are The Way To Happiness"

Gawker   |   January 13, 2008 11:04 PM


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Update:
Half an hour after posting this story, about two hours after gawker's time stamp, Huffington Post was alerted that the video content in the story was no longer there or playing. However, there are still excerpts of what Tom Cruise said in what was a 9+ minute video touting the wonders of Scientology. One quote Huffington Post remembers that gakwer does not mention is Tom Cruise saying something roughly equivalent to, "I have no time for spectators. Either get on the field or get out of the stadium." *(actual quote below)


Mark Ebner, the investigative reporter, just emailed us links to some Scientology promotional videos. Morton's central claim is that Cruise, star of movies from Risky Business to Mission Impossible, is the effective number two of the Church of Scientology, the cultish religion founded by L. Ron Hubbard, and subscribed to by other eccentric Hollywood actors such as John Travolta. The videos bear out, at the very least, that Cruise is central to the organization's marketing efforts. In this amazing clip, to a background track of theme from Mission Impossible, Cruise explains how Scientologists are "the authorities on the mind", the only people who can bring peace and unite cultures.

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Update II:
Us Weekly has more of a transcript. A few highlights:


"Look, I wish the world was a different place. I'd like to go on vacation and go and romp and play and just do that, you know what I mean. That's what I want it to be. There's times I'd like to do that, but I can't because I know I have to do something about it.


"I have to do it because I can't live with myself if I don't, and that really is it.

"I have to tell you something - it is rough and tumble, and it's wild and wooly, and it's a blast, it's a blast, it really is fun because, dammit, there is nothing better than the going out there and fighting the fight and suddenly you see things are better.

"I need more help, get those spectators either in the playing field or out of the arena. Really, that's how I feel about it.**


 
 

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- knerd See Profile I'm a Fan of knerd permalink

Tom Cruise is a scientology fundamentalist.

If religions are a social framework designed to help people cope with life's persistent questions and require beliefs and living a way of life to put those beliefs into practice, then Scientology is a religion.

I grant that scientology is newly-minted out of the 20th century technological age, but I submit it is a religion nonetheless.

A cult? A cult is what you call any competing religion.

REMEMBER, talking snakes, walking on water and coming alive after being executed are pretty hard for some non-Christians to believe, too.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:32 PM on 01/28/2008
- dana94591 See Profile I'm a Fan of dana94591 permalink

With all of this focus on Tom we are not even paying attention to John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Kirstie Alley, etc. who are also Scientologists. It is not that scary. But I do think Tom symbolizes Scientology to the extreme. Posterchild!!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:18 AM on 01/21/2008
- PuffAndStuff See Profile I'm a Fan of PuffAndStuff permalink

When this (attached video below) first started I wasn't sure if it was a joke or what exactly it is.

It's clearly a joke, and has some funny parts. For a laugh, see Tom Cruise/Scientology here:

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Secrets/TomCruise/TC-vs-psychiatry.wmv

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:02 AM on 01/19/2008
- OhgReaTone See Profile I'm a Fan of OhgReaTone permalink

Well there you go - is Tom Cruise any more enthusiastic about his faith than Mike Huckabee is about his. I don't think so. Does this mean that any person of passionate faith is a little wacko?
Ohg
http://thefiresidepost.com/2008/01/16/mormon-scientologists-for-jehovah-on-the-7th-day/

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:10 PM on 01/18/2008
- rikki52b See Profile I'm a Fan of rikki52b permalink

There coming to take me away ha ha he he ha ha, those nice young men in their clean white coats their coming to take me away to the funny farm where everything is peaceful all the time etc etc etc.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:06 PM on 01/18/2008
- misterquipster See Profile I'm a Fan of misterquipster permalink

I've been a big fan of Tom Cruise ever since he starred in the sit-com "Bosom Buddies".

Seeing him mature as he champions science and technology has been God's blessing.

I didn't watch the video, so I really don't understand what all the fuss is about.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:01 PM on 01/18/2008
- NicoleAnonymous See Profile I'm a Fan of NicoleAnonymous permalink

This is truly shocking. I can't believe someone found a video that shows a gunman behind the grassy knoll with a gun pointed at the president's head. Now I understand why this is getting so much attention from the media. It's really amazing. Oh wait - that isn't what is on the video.

Everyone knows Tom Cruise is kind of kooky and scientolgists are fanatics. Please tell us something we didn't know years ago.

We found proof scientoligists are really strange! And look - there is Tom acting strange! They're trying to make us remove the video but we're not going to do it! The country deserves proof there was a gunman behind the grassy knoll!

Oh wait! We mean...the country deserves proof that Tom Cruise is kooky and scientologists are strange...

Can someone wake me up when this story is over?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:10 PM on 01/17/2008
- Coyote2 See Profile I'm a Fan of Coyote2 permalink
    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:04 PM on 01/16/2008
- Coyote2 See Profile I'm a Fan of Coyote2 permalink

Raelians, not Scientology. Scientologists are fakes. The Raelian faith is the leading UFO religion, believing that we were genetically engineered by an alien race. Sensuality is a required part of the Raelian doctrine, so free sex and sexual orgies are a big plus.

What I find interesting is how much their belief system dovetails with coyote mythology.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:02 PM on 01/16/2008
- abbbaby See Profile I'm a Fan of abbbaby permalink

I hear signs of EST in his speech, the landmark forum (EST reincarnate) uses the same "on the field" analogy. Werner Ernhardt is gonna sue your ass TOM...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:48 PM on 01/16/2008
- timregler See Profile I'm a Fan of timregler permalink

How does one say K.S.W. and "I don't mince words" in the same breath? Hilarious!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:47 PM on 01/16/2008
- greymen See Profile I'm a Fan of greymen permalink

Oh yeah, and Cruise is a f****d up homosexual.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:02 PM on 01/16/2008
- greymen See Profile I'm a Fan of greymen permalink

Scientology is no more or less ridiculous and fairy-tale based than those idiots who saw a mile-wide UFO, or kids who believe in Santa, or Celtic, Greek or Xtian MYTHOLOGY!

The only difference between myth and religion is noone believes myth anymore. Wackos who tout the Armageddon should take a look at all the fun that will happen during RAGNAROK! HAIL THE MESSIAH, BALDER!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:00 PM on 01/16/2008
- plutorage See Profile I'm a Fan of plutorage permalink


Scientology is just a vehicle. No reason to get scared of something just because you don't understand it.

I don't like motorcycles but others say it makes them feel free. I hate convertibles but my sister has had two in a row. I think I'll buy a Prius because I never do any good in this world and a Prius will meaan I am automatically doing something, albeit in a small way, every time I get in my car.

Tom Cruise drives a Scientology. Who cares? Can't we take freedom anymore? Maybe we are exactly the people Cruise says we are, in that case.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:19 PM on 01/16/2008
- Perrier007 See Profile I'm a Fan of Perrier007 permalink

Hack science-fiction novelist invents a "religion" based on alien beings that escaped destruction and now inhabit human beings causing them all kinds of problems that can be "fixed" through the use of an ohm-meter, a dark closet and plenty of cash?

Makes sense to me - sign me up!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:15 PM on 01/16/2008
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