"GOP Candidates Common Bond: They Have All Lost Races" You know that must be devastating as Some GOP members like Mc Cain and Rudy were barely members of the human race to start with.
I take that back I think Mc Cain used to be human until he turned money grubbing traitor.

Yep, except for combat veteran McCain, they are all losers....

From a New Hampshire newspaper:

"I was prepared to write a letter of apology, for being wrong about Obama's predicted (by me) landslide victory in New Hampshire. But, then I heard that Kucinich was demanding a recount - shades of the election of 2000. Gore couldn't demand a recount, because in this crazy media/lobbyist controlled country of ours, he would be considered a Sore Loser. So, of course, since Obama also couldn't risk being a Sore Loser, Kucinich stepped up to the plate.

Now, to lapse back into the worst year of our lives, in 2000 we learned that the then unknown company Diebold had just taken over the governments job of handling our votes. It's been reported that between 75-80% of the ballots in New Hampshires primaries, were "counted" by the hackable, prone-to-error, Diebold optical-scan machines.

These systems were entirely programmed, serviced and controlled by LHS Associates. The Director of Sales and marketing for LHS is a man named Ken Hajjar, who was convicted, in l990 of drug trafficking, another fairly profitable business. But that one cost him 12 months in jail.

The Diebold machines used were the same model that were shown being hacked in the Emmy-nominated HBO documentary, "Hacking Democracy". It's been reported that Hillary Clinton received about 7 points more in Diebold precincts, than in hand-counted ones.

Now, let me make it clear that I am not even dreaming that the Clintons were a part of hacking votes, however, since the Republicans have experience with that process, I'm guessing that they would prefer to run against her over Obama, particularly if I'm right about his incredible charisma.

One more point is that Greenberg Traurig, the [firm] that represented GW Bush during the recount in 2000, also represented Jack Abramoff and ended up with the prize of being the lobbyist for Diebold. This cozy group has your votes in their hands. So much for my apology for now. If Kucinich ends up proving that the votes were correct, I'll owe you one later".

Wait a minute!

Name the Dem presidential candidate who has not lost a state primary or caucus this year.

HEADLINE: "Prince tours stables with Bush."

President: "So Princeey, y'all know pretty much bout them Ay-Rabby Horsies, eh?"

Prince Saud El Fokkya: "Why yes, Your Grace, they are the big ones with four legs over there."

President: "Awesome, Princeey. Wanna come back with me an run FEMA?"

THEY ARE BUSH LOYALISTS!

...........too funny.....the Repukes are totally fragmented, can you say, "splintered party"??? Thank you Dimwit George Bush for enlightening the party to the fact of how badly each group has been used, abused, and screwed by people who don't give a small crap about anything that you stand for EXCEPT your VOTE............get it yet???

Another common bond these men share is that one of them will be President a year from now.

The common bond the game show host, the defense contractor's oldest bestest friend and the slick retro-evangelical 1930s revival tent preacher have in common is that not one of them has a chance in hell of being elected President of the United States.

photo caption:

McCain: Pull my finger, Huck.
Huck: Not now, John, Later.
Romney: Pull your what?..what'd you say John? Can I play too?

Well one thing they all have in common is that they're shameless liars. Another is that they never mention the asshole Bush(cos they need the campaign funds controlled by his Daddy. They've all had more than one wife, save for Romney who is made of rubber. All five of them together don't make a half-wit.
White, rich, male, divorced and stupid:The GOP's finest.

All losers..........the entire group of them.

classic picture.fun with captions time?

I haven't heard anything about this on the news but the other night when McCain was in Michigan he told the people that any older person who lost their job and got another job paying less, he would make up the difference.
Did anyone else see that. What is he crazy?

So they have something in common with John Edwards. White guy, a win and a loss.......No wait.......he hasn't won ANY race yet.

He just might be NBC's next applicant to the "Biggest Loser".