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Campaign AdWatch: Rudy Giuliani Will Chase Your Taxes To The Gates Of Hell, Or, Failing That, Florida (Sort Of The Same Concept)

January 17, 2008 12:38 PM

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With martial trumpets blaring in the background, Rudy Giuliani promises America that he will open up a can of 9-11 on all your taxes! Every last one! How can we be sure? Because he's backed up by a bunch of quotes! Plus, he saved a ton of money by producing this ad at a Kinkos or something.

All sort of people help Rudy make his case in this ad, like soft spoken, old-timey baseball enthusiast George Will, and glassy-eyed political relic Steve Forbes. Plus, some guy who lost to Arlen Specter in the 2004 Pennsylvania Republican primary! Best of all is the quote from Grover Norquist, where he is billed as "America's Leading Tax Fighter." That's an actual title bestowed on Norquist by the hit show, "So You Say You Want To Be America's Leading Tax Fighter." Of course, the whole thing is undercut with a quote from Mitt Romney.

Still, he promises the biggest tax cut in history! Seeing as how well he's doing with a staff working pro bono, why not start by promising to slash West Wing salaries?

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- JackWOrf I'm a Fan of JackWOrf permalink

As a Florida Democratic voter, who is currently being punished by the DNC (Oh please forgive me, mistress, Ah be good, mistress, oh please don't whip me no more, mistress Donna Brazile, Ah be a good little white (Nword)! Yowza, Yowza, Mistress Donna!).

In comparison to THAT, I LIKE Rudy more and more.

There's an old saying, "half of getting the job is just being there". So where are Hillary and Obama? Don't know, don't care. (Fword) them.

9/11 is no joke in Florida. We're the original state suffering terrorism. But it comes from The Elements. At any given moment during Hurricane Season, any city in Florida can suffer nuclear-like devastation. I remember back in 1992, South Miami got turned into a parking lot by Hurricane Andrew. A lot of people were hurting big time. And under circumstances like that we don't want any dimwit politicians who are going to "boycott" us. (Fword) them!

And is there going to be a President who comes to our rescue? Or are we going to have President Hillbama, who is boycotting us because we didn't fill out form number OU812 in triplicate.

Boycotting Florida was a HUGE mistake on the part of Hillbama. It reminds me of that movie "Pretty Woman". You know, the snobs of Rodeo Drive refuse to serve Julia Roberts because it looks like she doesn't have any money or any class. Then the next day she comes back with arms full of packages from expensive stores and says "HUGE MISTAKE on your part. HUGE MISTAKE".

And I LIKE Rudy. At least he's HERE. I actually wish that he would run for freekin mayor, or governor or senator of florida. Really. You know, we've had about dozen police officers gunned down in the past year. Many by illegal alien gangs from Caribbean countries. Rudy could clean it up.

Hillary is busy being "Presidential". Florida to Planet Hillary: Guess what? Before you become Presidential, you gotta be elected. And you aint gonna get Florida votes by boycotting us.


    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:26 PM on 01/17/2008
- Tankan I'm a Fan of Tankan permalink

Money couldn't buy the type of love you need Rudy!

Tax cut promises won't buy you votes either!

Crawl back under your stone, loser!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:09 PM on 01/17/2008
- Kungfublood I'm a Fan of Kungfublood permalink

"the gates of hell"... and he cried wee wee wee all the way home!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:27 PM on 01/17/2008
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