Huckabee Directly Equates Homosexuality With Bestiality

Talking Points Memo:

At some point you'd think Mike Huckabee's views would be seen as so controversial that there's no way he could possibly be a contender for the nomination of one of America's two main political parties.

Especially now. In an interview with Beliefnet.com, a religion Web site, Huck has just clarified his view that the Constitution should be amended to be brought in line with God's will -- and he directly equated homosexuality with bestiality.

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Comments

[eugenegerard]

Hurry drape that horse with a robe. Huckabilly is leering at it.

[Mike169]

I really take exception to the way Huckabee is eying that horse's ass in the picture. On the other hand it appears that the horse is standing next to a horse's ass.

[fact finder]

He should know . After all they are his favorite past times.

[deedrdo]

he should know. he's from arkansas. where men are men and pigs are nervous.

[Boobaloo]

Huckabee can't tell the difference between a horse and a human?

Well, that certainly explains a lot.

These republican candidates are competing to prove they're more hateful, more racist, more bigoted and bigger war mongers willing to kill for Jesus.

How the hell did this county get to this gutter of hate and religious fanaticism?

[Nommo]

Good thing Michael Vick has been convicted and in jail. Geez, you wouldn't want him thinking he could run for president too.

[NYC07]

Huckabee's just pissed because Secreterate jilted his mother

[Superbus]

A conservative and a liberal went hunting one fine day. Suddenly, out of the bushes appeared a beautiful naked woman.

The conservative asked her, "Are you game".

The liberal shot her.

That's how ludicrous liberal thinking is regarding marriage. To them, it's anything they say it is.

[Superbus]

Huckabee was speaking of keeping marriage as only between one man and one woman.

After all, God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

If you define deviancy down, eventually those who practice bestiality will want to marry their animals, just like gays want to marry each other.

Gay marriage is an oxymoron.

[Mike169]

Proposed XXVIII Amendment


Congress shall make no which allows for the sexual stimulation of animals with the intent to exercise sexual relations upon said animal except under the following circumstances:

1. the animal in question has desires, not for the stimulator but for, another of it's species.
a. Said animal may be stimulated if that animal has a desire for an animal of a similar species with whom it may reproduce a lving animal e.g. Mules and jackalopes.
b. Said animal may also be stimulated in a sexula nature if it is to relieve sexual urges. Said sexual urges may only be ultimately relieved by said animal and not by the stimulator if said stimulator is a human animal.

2. At no time may humans dress animals in a lewd and lascivious manner with the intent of experiencing sexual pleasure through the act of auto eroticism.

3. At no time shall any part of an animal be touched by a human in what is called "their private places".

4. Anal, oral, vaginal, penile or nasal stimulation of an animal, when necessary, shall take place only in the presence of a Baptist minister.

5. Any animal with none of the parts listed in Sec. 4 are fair game if said animal is not on the National Endangered Species list.

[mommadona]

So, his son, David is into cruelty of beasts....uh...where does THAT fit into this equation?
http://www.connietalk.com/davidhuckabee124.html

"I can kill 'em cruelly, but I can't screw 'em, cause they are dead"

And, a good 'ol Arkansas farmboy would know ALL ABOUT the benefits of those chickens and sheep when it's oh, so lonely.....

What is WITH THESE PEOPLE?
Delusions of Grandeur, for one.
Delusions of Messiah, for two.
Delusions about dysfunctional family, for three.

[jackpinesavage]

God Bless America, eh?

I sure wish Hunter S. Thompson was around to see this...there's nothing left but fear and loathing.

[BWonka]

Beastiality? You mean like having to sleep with schmuckabee's wife? I'm against THAT! Eeuuwww...

[YellowDogInRedCounty]

I think poor Huck just got confused. He overheard Larry Craig, Mark Foley, Ted Haggard, and the rest of them having an orgy and one of them called out "YOU BEAST!!!" and thought they were engaging in bestiality.

[KOisGod]

Please, please please rethuglican's, nominate this kretin for your party, hee hee hee