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Obviously I am missing alot by working instead of watching Oprah.
There once was a lad named Herkin
Who was always jerkin his Gerkin
His Mother said, "Herkin, quit jerkin your Gerkin,....You're Gerkins fer Ferkin, Herkin"
Don't miss the Oprah and Chrisy show entitled:
"A Hole New Slant On Zucchini"
Instead of Oprah just talking about it, I would rather she had gave a demonstation of it on her show. It is always better to watch something, then it is just to hear about it.
Ah, another example of the 'self-helpization' of the American middle-calss female. Nowadays you can't think a thought or have an urge without a book in the self-help section (usually with a pink cover) assuring you that your vital forces will be enhanced by your choice. Want to spank the monkey? A pink-covered book will assure you that monkey spanking is the path to fulfillment and self-actualization. Oh, and spiritual awaking too. can't forget spiritual awakening.
okay people, i actually watched some of this yesterday and it was fun, funny and informative so get over yourselves. here was the really good news on the show... the clitoris has about 8000 nerve endings.
penis envy, yeah right. peace!
I didn't see Oprah talking about masturbation. Oh well.
She's all talk, no action.
Yeah, this is acceptable viewing, but Howard Stern is disgusting....
"Self-cultivation"!!! I love the euphemism! Makes me want to self-cultivate without having the shame of masturbation! As the olde saw says, use it or lose it.
Why do I have to have Oprah tell me it is OK to masturbate, and who to vote for, and which book to read and which exercise to do, and which food to eat. What next? Will she have me get rid of my spouse and get one she picks out? And a therapist, whoops, she already picked Dr. Phil, who isn't credentialed, at all, in my state.
How in the world did I get to my age without Oprah? And when is she going to look at her own life (I got engaged and then married) She gets engaged and continues to shack up. I have no use for a mediator between me and my own common sense, so thank God I have a on/off switch on my TV, and can channels when any of her "advisors" come on to tell me how to live. God gave me a brain..I use it. End of story.
It was 30 years ago in the movie Annie Hall that Woody Allen had the then-groundbreaking punchline "Hey, don't knock masturbation. Its sex with someone I love."
Well, not entirely groundbreaking. In his earlier film 'Love and Death' (I think) Allen was seducing a dutchess. Sha asks "How did you become such a magnificent lover?" He replies "I practice at home when alone."
I have five cousins who are blind because of what Oprah is doing.
Well if any of you self culti-bators need an audience please call or post on youporn.
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First Posted: 01-17-08 04:43 PM | Updated: 03-28-08 02:45 AM