Diane Keaton Smooches Letterman: "I Like Kissing Men"

Diane Keaton tried to promote 'Mad Money' (which tanked) on Letterman's show last Friday. After saying she was "not, actually with a man right now," Diane told Dave "I like men. I Iike kissing men... In real life they don't seem to want to kiss me." Asked if he wanted to kiss her, Dave let out a guttural "oh yeah!" and went in for the kill.

Watch the exchange and listen to Keaton's yelp:

Diane Keaton did her best to promote 'Mad Money' on Letterman Friday. She told Dave that no men wanted to kiss her. Dave was dumbfounded as he wanted to kiss her, and he laid one on. From 1/18 http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1381640256http://www.brightcove.com/channel.jsp?channel=1178199204

Comments

[KevinMast]

I've met Diane before. She is stunningly beautiful, wrinkles & all. I was struck by how feminine, how sexy she is, even at 62. Rock on Diane. I'd kiss you too & I'm a very young 40.

[Boobaloo]

This woman is 62 years old and she's still whining that she can't get a date?

Have you ever heard of anything more pathetic? It's biology, men lose interest in women who are old enough to be mummies.

Hey, Diane, you're past your expiration date. Go home, raise your adopted kids, make your moves and STFU, it's a nice life you got there, what is a date going to do for you at this age?

You only hear this kind of embarrassing garbage from aging American women. I find her endlessly annoying. Maybe thats why she cant get a date.

[bar1ed]

wake-up folks ---- its tv ---- the bube tube ---- its a shame we cant kiss over the internet ----xoxoxoxoxoxo !!!!

[LeoMarvin]

I can't remember a worse guest on Letterman, and the audience seemed to agree. She was trying to be amusing, failing miserably, and the squirm factor was through the roof.

[samuraijack]

Conan O'Brien gets shoved to Entertainment and this old drip gets front page? Every fricking day? Are you part of the "Worldwide Pants" network?

[samuraijack]

Is Huffington Post a "Worldwide Pants" production?

[samuraijack]

It must be important, it's on The Huffington (And Letterman) Post.

[samuraijack]

When she said she was not actually with a man right now, she meant at that very moment, Dave, you friggin old doofus.

[SouthpawSass]

What's with the gloves?

[Owlygirl]

God, I love this woman! I fear it's David's loss. You never know, but what a great couple they might make. She deserves the best.

[RedStateCenterLeft]

Once again, Dave shows why he's the legitimate heir to Carson's title "King of Late Night." You'd no more see that level of on-your-feet thinking out of Leno. He'd just fire up the monitor, get the clip out of the way and send Diane off to the couch.

This will be one of those moments that will go down in Dave history, though it could never match having Teri Garr take a shower in his private office with the cameras rolling.

[KristenfromMA]

She's adorable! It's too bad that her male contemporaries are all chasing women half their age.

[lawregidor]

Check her hands. Word has it she wont' allow herself to have physical contact (hand-to-hand) with others. If it happens, she's washing them (her hands) ASAP.

Here, she's wearing a dress with long enough sleeves that they seem to wrap around her thumbs. Later, David holds his right hand out and Diane stays away.

She's weird about that - but otherwise . . . well.

[msfiskvletterman]

1/21/08
4:52pm
Alexandria, VA

I'm jealous.

[stack]

This was a wonderful moment. I can totally relate to Diane Keaton and could for the past 30 years. You go, Girl!