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George Clooney: I Have To Move Because Of Britney Spears

Newsweek   |   January 25, 2008 09:39 AM


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George Clooney recently found out he lives a few houses away from Britney Spears. It was probably the night she was taken to the hospital after the custody stand-off, and now he jokes he has to move.
The video of him telling the story is video snippet #6 of Newsweek's Oscar roundtable, and worth a watch for Clooney's story-telling capabilities. If you can't watch, here's the transcript:


I just found out about 10 days ago that I must live 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears. And I found out cause I came home at 10 at night and there's all these helicopters over my house with these lights. I'd gone upstairs, and I came out and I'm in a robe. All of the sudden I see all this shit going on.
I have a guest house where my assistant sometimes is, and I think, someone has broken out of prison and like escaped, because it's a chase scene. It's something out of "Die Hard." I get my baseball bat, which is what you always get in every film--I actually think Clive Owen said, "Get a baseball bat"--and I called up my assistant, who I thought was in the guest house, and I said, "Are you OK?"
And she's like, "Yes."
And I said, "Look, if there's someone in the place, say the word 'Stonehenge'."
And she's like, "What the fuck are you talking about? I'm in my apartment."
I go, "You're not in the guesthouse?"
"No."
So I'm, like, "Well, then, what the fuck is going on?" And I go out and I'm running around with a baseball bat in my robe.
And it turns out it's Britney Spears' house is like, 300 yards from mine. So now I have to move.

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It is obvious he was commenting on the insanity around Britney - the helicopters etc. I bet he is not the only neighbour who is fed up with the paps and media sitting outside her house, blocking the road. It doesn't mean he is attacking poor Brit.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:16 AM on 01/28/2008

george is always joking.....i hate hearing so much negitive remarks on her.....i hope she comes through this i hope she gets her kids back.... and to the ones putting her down....you dont know what you may go through or someone close that you truly love....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:19 PM on 01/27/2008

God's gift.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:20 AM on 01/27/2008

No Clooney, you have to move because of Paris Hilton. Go ahead, MOVE. I don't care & i don't think anyone else does you sissy. Have a drink & STFU.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:15 AM on 01/27/2008

Just by a telescope, sit back, and enjoy.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:47 PM on 01/26/2008

I feel sorry too, but I feel for her little boys who are being subjected to this crazy behavior from their mother who has the money to get help to fix what's wrong with her. She needs to be horse-whupped. She needs to get herself together and provide her children with the mothering that they need. She is too into herself. Granted, she was her family's meal ticket for a while and she sacrificed her youth for stardom and fame. But the minute she had children she needed to get herself and her priorities in order. She hasn't done this and as a result she is in bad shape, the boys have been taken from her and she cannot see them. She has been so irresponsible of late that I can't get it in my heart to feel pity for her. She doesn't need pity, she needs help!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:47 PM on 01/26/2008

this is only another way to get brittney's name into huffpost - it's not about clooney. huffpost, like the msm it supposedly is meant to counter, thrives on gossip just as much as any other media.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:33 PM on 01/26/2008

HE WAS AN ACTOR ON FACTS OF LIFE FOR CHRISTS SAKE HE SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND REALIZE THAT THE IDIOTS IN HOLLYWOOD DEEMED HIM THE NEW CARY GRANT AND STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY - FABIO SHOULD OF KICKED HIS ASS!!!!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:36 PM on 01/26/2008

Saw the video of George. It was hysterical. Meanwhile, what's up with the picture of Brit? It only reveals up to her ta tas. Show the train wreck below for fair and balanced reporting.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:56 PM on 01/26/2008

The press made SpongeBob Cry...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va7q7rZifQ8

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:40 PM on 01/26/2008

.
It's too easy for Clooney to go after Spears.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:21 PM on 01/26/2008

Somebody should tell George to sight tight because Britney has been house-hunting in the Hermosa Beach/Manhattan Beach area.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:45 AM on 01/26/2008

No wonder she is Republican! Being a good Christian and believing in those 'family value's' her mother taught her! I guess all the Republicanism drove her over the edge!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:36 AM on 01/26/2008

Think of the guy who was dumped in downtown L.A. by Columbia Presbyterian Hospital ambulance, complete with a bladder bag and in a hospital gown, paraplegic and all. Then count your blessings. You have been blessed Georgie Porgie. DON'T COMPLAIN, YOU SPOILED BRAT!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:20 AM on 01/26/2008

Awwwwwww!!! Tough life, huh George???

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:18 AM on 01/26/2008

Hahahahahaha! That's so funny, George!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:36 AM on 01/26/2008

I'd evacuate the neighborhood. Bring all children and animals indoors. ;)

Happy house hunting George; how many calls have you gotten from realtors so far? ;)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:31 AM on 01/26/2008

Oh my... the trials and tribulations of the rich and famous. My heart really bleeds for you, George.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:46 AM on 01/26/2008

Living 4 doors down from Britney Spears in Beverly Hills (or Bel Air) is NOT the same thing as living 4 doors down from the town drunk in Shitburg. The estates are huge... noone lives anyone near their gate.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:18 AM on 01/26/2008

When NJ ex-governor James E.(as in Exploit-My-Sexual-Orientation-to-Escape-Likely-Indictment) McGreevey moved into my home town I thought, "There goes the neighborhood."

At least Ms. Spears brings a little excitement with her.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:20 PM on 01/25/2008

The story is hilarious, George is a brilliant guy. I hope that those who read the headline watch the video, so that it all stays in context....

Oh, and Angelina Jolie is still beautiful ;)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:55 PM on 01/25/2008

If I was George, I would never leave that beautiful villa he owns in Italy. Not a fan of all his politics, but he is cool and a really good actor. I still think he blew it on Oceans 12 though.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:37 PM on 01/25/2008

He may be pointing out in a self deprecating way that someone else is more important then he is. It wasn't a bad joke.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:19 PM on 01/25/2008

With Jokester George,
you know there's a "not gay" joke there somewhere.
The Punchline is:
"gonna have to move...might see Britney without her panties...too much vagina, too close"
"gotta move!"
and we're supposed to chuckle and say, "Oh that loony Clooney, he's not gay but isn't he cute!"
while he chuckles and goes back to his house where his OTHER assistants live (the male variety).

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:17 PM on 01/25/2008

oh george you're so funny... whatever

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:52 PM on 01/25/2008
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